Mwalimu troubles worsen

Vipi wakubwa, on Saturday I went to lubao kwa kina dem where the wazee had summoned me.its sad I was not given an opportunity to see my wife.

The meeting didn’t end well, the wazee demanded I undergo HIV and STDs test at kemri then I’ll go back with the results for verification if am clean.

Jana Madaraka day, wife alipost status whatsup yenye imenipea wasiwasi sana.mimi Sina gari but this is what she posted

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The caption was “en route to Masai Mara”
Wakubwa Ni mind games nafanyiwa ama ameamua kulwa nje?am concerned because she is 3 months pregnant.

Wewe ukitomba malaya dryfry dont u think ulikuwa unarisk maisha yake na the unborn baby?Vile ungemletea magonjwa ya maraya ndio sasa anatombwa dryfry na majangö huko nje mtoto wako akiongezewa masikio:oops::oops:

Mwalimu enda Half-term uwache ujinga ktusmbua na hoes umeeka kejani… [SIZE=1]Lakini neza taka namba ya uyo dame anyway[/SIZE]

Your wife is being eaten by a rich guy. Don’t worry she will be back with you once the alpha male is done with her.

Pole mblo, itabidi uvumilie kisabuni.

Forget that woman. Tafuta bibi, kasee. Na wakati mwengine usilete evidence ya philanderings zako nyumbani tena. Ukiugua kisonono jitibu huko mbali peke yako.

kwanza pengine ata mimba sio yako

Woow just wooooow…umesoma mashtaka ya huyu jamaa?

Wacha atombwe ndo Sasa mkue 1-1

Why did the elders summon you and demand a HIV test ?

There’s a previous thread ambapo alipea wife STIs wife akaenda kwao. Ebu check under his posts utaiona.

Wololo… Thanks I’m going to look for that one.

Figsed

Hiyo crown ni safi

Because my wife found a bottle of PEP in my bag

Dem aliniambukiza is a teacher in a neighbouring school who also happens to be a Christian Union mentor in both schools

Ndio wamemaliza physics practical leo

Only a stupid man answers to surmons from idle in laws. Mimi mother in law aliwahi jaribu hii upuss msichana wake alipotoroka kurudi kwao. Alibaki akijiongelesha. Ilobidi msichana akunje mkia arudi pole pole. Hawajawahi jaribu hio upuss tena.

Nifanyeje elder

Kama hujazaa naye stay put. Usijibu any messages and don’t pick in-laws calls