Mburroti Mbirrionares ahoy!

KRA or some guys in a department are planning to nukisha kutunguu hii klismas. My bro just got a phone call from an agent asking him if he has go an email sent a couple of days back, purporting he was underpaying rent tax for the year 2017. The wizards at Kra are simply counter checking with kplc for elec meters under your pin that are busy buying tokens to determine if you have tenants… Itabidi my mbirrionare brother buys solar panels for his other houses… Since the taxman is claiming close to 400k just for last year… Ama ni jamaa wa database ndiye anataka kunukisha kitunguu halafu hii story izame.

Aende KRA aka-sort mambo yake.

Mimi I got that email and a call…I told the guy please call my Auditor, its not in my valuable time to waste if am paying the correct tax or not. The fcuker never called my Auditor.

:Dwe shall see if it is your auditor’s ass that’ll be roasted

Instead he should call his auditor for professional advice.

Meanwhile, if you have penalties & interests, they accumulate by the day…

If you have been keen enough ,the KRA web has been down from last week. Kuna amendment wana make coz wanachini have been under paying VAT. Mtalili kwa shoo

Mwambie angojee ile siku ataambiwa aende na bank statements for all his accounts mpaka za mpesa.

What are the land rates penalties for undeveloped land property?

where?

Nairobi’s outskirts

kiabuu, ngong’u or mashaaku?

Mashaakuuuu

watch out for when they offer an interest waiver uende uhesabiwe na ulipe.

Serikali haina pesa wanatafuta left right & centre
Go tell them some metres are for the caretaker, two relatives, security lights, stairs and again there is never 100% occupancy simple

Would swearing an affidavit and changing my particulars make KRA vamoose from my life?
Ama niende tu huko Kiminini niwe cane cutter?

it’s a viable option…you can also look for a cave to live in while at it:D:D

Got a letter to with penalty of 40k, but I applied for a waiver which I don’t know when they will process it.
Mimi nasema gava haezi funga watu 300k for not paying 50 - 200k. Ka waiver kana nuka pahali,. Problem is going forward, watatuweka bumper mbaya Sana.

Apparently you have not met guys who have lived in forests burning charcoal or logging… Or I could become a herder huko Laikipia plains. I can actually disappear

KRA will end up using more money to look for money. Watajiju.

If you have immovable property be very much afraid of kra iko siku utahara kwa nguo.