maseno school sexapades

well i learnt in the school that had all the caliber of individuals from rich to poor black to white, Muslim to christian, the only school where you slept in nyanza province and schooled in western province. well, it was said that if you survived the school or rather the “cops” you would become the epitome of the success in the world. however despite my prowess in class and field (i was a rugby player), the adrenaline rush of wanting to hit on ladies just started too early. every time we went for morning runs and fits through maseno university or even when Amadi sevens spilt over to the campus grounds, i had the chance to glee at the campus ladies all dressed up and sexy and could wait to have a piece.
so during one night on Friday my friend Benja comes and tells me there is a Passover he is organizing this meant crossing over to maseno university in the dead of night on Saturday for the fresher’s bash. induction would be the following day. on Saturday being an entertainment day from midday through to midnight , we had the chance at 7 pm after practice. at exactly 7 i take a shower carry a some cash, bag with dark home clothes which was rugged blue jeans, a black jacket, and our house t-shirt which was black, ( veterans know it was jaramogi house).
we head out through the thicket bordering the football pitch tip the watchman some few hundred shillings change our clothing and hang the school uniform on one of the branches. crossing over to the university was as sweet as hell as we had left comrades in the hall watching a movie so basically no accountability. we entered like puppies we were and had a hard time assimilating into the rather raunchy crowd full of smoke loud music and orgies. quickly we head over to the liquor place buy a can of alcohol each careful not to over drink tuamke graduation square ya huko.
we strategize and benja quickly finds a drunk lady probably a third year left by her boyfriend for a fresh young thing. i spot another lonely one and strike a conversation with her, a second year i think cant remember her name. thats when our troubles started. i stayed there on an on and off bend over dancing sessions with the chikaa akaniomba number nikamshow i dont have a phone, nikaitiwa ikus hapo room yake nikakataa nikijua nikitoka 3 am nikushikwa. she sensed something is off and promised to see me later i knew it was a lie. looking at my watch it was 2am fuck… kuangalia kando my friends werent around to be seen benja ndio ule anadance gully creaper kwa stage, i pulled him off mc akanipa matusi.
ikabidi we head out to school tukiwa wawili wengine wajipange. kufika fence searching around i couldnt find my bag benja yeye alikua na yake kwa mgongo akachange faster mimi nikaamua haisuru kutembea hadi kwa house tukaingia tiptoe mode na kulala. nilioversleep nikaamka 740 am nikavaa the extra uniform sikupiga shower hata hangover mbaya nafeel kupuke nikafika jacobs well ( legends will know this) nikapiga passport na kukula breakfast. kuenda canteen naskia benja akiniita akanishow kulikua na msako yaani rollcall usiku my heart sank. i figured out that was the end. after chapel service kuisha hatukuitwa so nikadhani story imeisha hivo hakuna tafash. on sunday afternoon during rugby practice ndio benja ananishow my other friends arrived later and walishikwa wakicross by teachers who were also coming from a drinking spree. the path to the football pitch had teachers quarters. on monday morning majina kuitwa nikacross fingers nikaponea lakini mwashigadi akatusnitch maze after kupewa a thorough beating. soon we had our belongings packed and an indefinite supsension waiting for our parents in the dh square.
the next two weeks at home were harsh finally kuskia news, jirongo son, a friend we had sneaked with had filed a case in court, (it was in the news btw) and we were asked to report back to school. the remaiining 9 months in high school i tore the line nikamaliza system. everytime i think about this episode i feel like it was the best ever no regrets…

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Huyo jirongo son alikua craig?

Thank God kuna jua leo. Acha niote

Kijana next time for cinema effevts purposes just said uliemda ukamanga uyo dem

Hekaya ilikuwa safi hadi penye aliangusha boychild na kukosa kulamba ikus. Tumbili. Pewa like lakini

Legend pewa like! The tyranny u guyz faced was on another level. Otula was really a mf!

ulizoea kula kwa macho mpaka ile siku umefikia unapewa no questions asked ukachicken out? Good boy.

ulikuwa huko lini?

Iyo period tu finished in 09

Wueh nilitoka huko 01’

ukiwa highschool , never go to f*ck around in campus , you will mess yourself up , just enjoy high school life … ukiingia campus jibambe huko…

I am an alumni of Mayor 1… I can relate…

Mayor 1 walibomoa siku hizi ni Otula Complex:D:D

Wow!!! When did they do that??

So you didn’t fuck. Ukashikwa. Ukapewa suspension.
So haukupatiana D. Ulipewa D

Na hii ni story that happened in high school?

Kwanza badilisha spelling ya title. The correct spelling is sexcapade with a C.

But ulijaribu.

Kwa hivyo haukundinya dhako, wewe ni schupid buraly fwakin

Nice hekaya, hio ujinga ya suspension hu bore sana

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Hehehe kumbe alipeleka paranoia yake huko Maseno?..