Masaibu ya lockdown.

Fellow mbirrionaires, two weeks back,this female I am stuck with due to lockdown, sunk her teeth and scratched me on my arm when we had a scuffle over the time I spend on my phone… I run a couple of e ventures that require I keep tab constantly via the internet on orders and shiet…she works in eldoret and can’t wait for her to get back to her station… this is the longest I have stayed with a female in my crib 3months… and I can’t lie… I am fedup… how do guys in marriage manage… Jicho nyanya kindly toa lockdown huyu psycho arudi kwake eldoret.
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Ulijiuma ndio utudanganye uko na dame
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Yaani munakosana then MTU anangoja ukicheza FIFA na anakuuma? That’s a psycho, but Kama watu wa kirinyaga pambana na hali yako

Soon and very soon the word ‘teeth’ will be replaced by the word ‘knife’
Run nigga run for the hills.

Wewe Kama Lichoti ungefanyia huyo female Nini. Slaps… I don’t believe in physical confrontations…huyo akitoka kwangu arudi tena.

Trick her you access sim 2 uone vile atatulia ama uweke number hapa wazee wenye wako Nairobi wakupunguzie mzigo.

Dungwa tetanus bana

Uko sure haukuumwa makagary?

Kalenjin gals are not known to be violent,kapimwe ukimwi.Luwere in advance

Tunavumiliana tuu kwa ndoa, lakini kama ni galfriend na anakutia meno hivo, run my bro run!!

Ilianza na ka bite mark… double tap!

next itakuwa kisu

kwisaaa

Uma yeye matako

Acha kunyandua wanyama, watakuuma ukufe

Endea P3 halafu you file assault hio ghasia itupwe langata ichunishwe na mti ya kukanda chapati.

My philosophy with he womenfolk no wajue wanaishi na moto inaweza wachoma any time. I have conditioned madam kujua kuna ujinga siwezi wacha ipite hivyo. She knows when I start getting agitated hence anawacha upuss anafanya.