[SIZE=5]Look here, before I start you know that a njaruo like @Tom Bayeye son of Oluoch often talks a lot while saying a lot of nothing. This japadhola from Bondo often stirs a great distaste due to his uncultured mien and unsatisfactory disposition.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=5]Unlike other Luos this japadhola was raised by a single mother in Ruai. He mingled with other uncouth, uncultured town swine like the mungiki @Motokubwa njamba huthu itina and copied their mannerisms.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=5]This japadhola proceeded to K.U another shithole, wherein he found a wife among the wh*res. This Japadhola now works as a salesman peddling a variety of goods from Dubai but also owns a kinyozi in Ruaka shopping centre. Because of his new found meagre wealth and glory this Japadhola from Bondo will often be found on the balcony of his rental in Gachie whistling Tony Nyadundo hits through his toothless lower gum as he animatedly insults talkers on the Kenyatalk website.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=5]This Japadhola @Tom Bayeye will then shout at his K.U wife Bernice Awiti, “Darling sweetheart, sweet darling, kindly officiate a cup of tea for me while I quickly officiate and abdicate some transaksons on my Samsung A32 mobile device imported from Suwon Southern Korea!”[/SIZE]
[SIZE=5]Bernice Awiti will answer from the kitchen, “Yes dearest husband, officiating project now! Would you appresiet some stomach replenisment in form of Eliotts finest wheat products to accompany that tea beverage yawa?”[/SIZE]
[SIZE=5]The Japadhola Bayeye Tom son of absentee father Oluoch Seremala, will shout back, “Ndio bebi. A sausage accompaniment will do wonders to the Elliot loaf described earlier in your statement. Wonder not dearest why I love you tender!”[/SIZE]
[SIZE=5]Bernice Awiti is not aware that like most Luo men, @Tom Bayeye is also a homosexual but keeping on the down low, nobody has to know.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=5]His lover Jamleck Wachira Nduta is a local boda boda rider based in Ruaka. Jamleck Wachira Nduta or @King Robert Baratheon is a brown skin Kikuyu boy with soft features, soft meat all over. No homo.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=5]Half of @Tom Bayeye 's daily earnings from the Kinyozi go to Jamleck Wachira’s daily upkeep. The two homosexuals love Obama deeply and hope that one day he will officiate over their nuptials as they say I do. But for now they keep it on the down low, nobody has to know. No homo.[/SIZE]
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[SIZE=5]Jamleck’s sister Sabina Njambi is a single mother of lose morals. Njambi or sweet cheeks AKA @Coronatities peddles her wares all over Gachie, Ruaka and the greater Nairobi metropolis. During her night excursions she encountered a thirsty village boy who was clueless about city women. The village boy, Sospeter Waciuri is from Membley Ruiru. Waciuri is also brown skinned with soft meats everywhere including his thick njaruo like buttocks. No homo.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=5]The boy Waciuri or @Sambamba saw the young lady Sabina Njambi @Coronatities and was immediately smitten. The two love birds deny their love in public but behind closed doors they copulate like Flemish giant rabbits inside Waciuri’s small apartment in Valley Arcade.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=5]Waciuri has planned to propose to Njambi in December but for now they are keeping it on the down low. Nobody has to know.[/SIZE]
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4UtHu7RAlE
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[SIZE=5]Our last character for today is @Tom Bayeye 's distant cousin who lives across the seas. The Njaruo elder, Swansea Patrobus Chrysanthus Jackton McAdams Omera Ojwang Ochollah the third son of Odindo fisaboat repairer is also keeping it on the down low.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=5]Swansea Ochollah was engaged to a white lady Millicent and they have 3 young ones. She caught him destroying the anus of a fellow Kenyan @Sovereign2 Odhiambo Oketch and divorced him on the spot. It was a terrible shitty scene.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=5]Swansea escaped back to Kenya and met Jimmy Otieno, a young brown skin, soft and tender Luo boy from the shores of River Sondu Miriu. Within no time Jimmy or @Jimit was deeply in love with Swansea Ochollah and ready to settle down and have his baby. But Ochollah ever the runner escaped in the middle of the night and returned back to Maryland U.S of A where again he is keeping it on the down low nobody has to knowwww where he is![/SIZE]
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