Kunukisha onions

So, kuna hii koroga festival… Hapa bomas… The place is packed, and it got me curious, how much these kenyans mint from these revelers…

Tickets = ksh. 2,500.
It’s got roughly 6000 people since the sitting capacity is 3000.

Therefore 6000 pips X ksh.2500 = ksh. 15,000,000.

Toa expenses - ksh. 5,000,000.

MUTHONI and crew cash in an estimate of ksh. 10,000,000.

Koroga is a Kirubi event which is a rip off of Muthini’s Blankets and Wine.

Kirubi ni wale watu naita hapa kwa kijiji parasitic capitalists. Aliibia Muthoni

Compe ni compe roho safi

Trust ‘mido’ class kenyans to pay thru the nose to look cool

Me I pay someone to go cook my own meat at their site do they also sing for me colonialism music… Very well.
I’m coming back to Nairobi

The two events target wannabe middle class who go to floss, take selfies with their drinks, post the on social media… only to get home and borrow 3k from Okash.
Sadness of life.

Can’t you pple let others enjoy their cake without fuss?

Biz ni biz stupid. Hakuna kitu kama hiyo unasema.

kirubi hufanya biz gani? He only partners with multinationals coming to do business in kenya, because he knows his way around regulatory authorities. Bayer, Coca-Cola, Isuzu, na zengine kama izo. Multinationals coming to kenya need a corrupt person who knows the local environment. Kirubi na zile pesa aliiba anapewa priority kuwa the local shareholder, mzee bure sana. He has not contributed anything to advance our democracy, or commerce, or sciences, or culture. Koroga waliiba idea ya Muthoni, na kila mtu anajua

He wanted to buy her off or they partner since he’d since how successful B&W had become. Capital FM was the media partner so he had an inside knowledge of B&W and how DQ alikua ananukisha onion. Muthoni kukataa the creepy old geezer terminated the media partnership and launched Koroga.

Ile festival natambua ni jaba, waba na Timbuktu.
Pesa iende kwa accounts na investments, apana tambua minus kwa mfuko yangu.

Furk.that.shit

2500 is not much really. If it was 25k hapo sawa. It means guys are going there to socialize with young people of their class.

:D:D

How come you’re using colonial language…