So Jana coz of jam ya Mombasa road as usual,nikafika home 8:14pm I live just after kitengela .So as am approaching the last Bump so that I take a turn to kejani,a land cruiser turns on its siren and blocks me “Wapi barua ya kutembea usiku?” The driver asks and as I look,3 more policemen are squeezed on the front cabin To which i reply,“Afande ni jam nimepitia vichochoro zote”."Leta ya mkubwa uko na elfu tano!"I reply no nko na mia mbili.One of them quickly jumps out and gets to my car and directs me to turn and follow the cruiser to the Stenje, “Book yeye”.In short these fuckers are having a field day cashing in.After much negotiations he quickly picks the 200 and lets me go.Leo nafika by 7pm#Uhuru maliza uende#Unlock the country.
Hekaya za abunuasi hizi. Tumekuzoea sana wewe
Hii ni true story buda
Ata yule paka wa tom&jerry akisoma hii, anajua tu ni hekaya…
Wewe ile siku utapatana nao ndo utajua sio hekaya
Things that did not happen
Its fools day, wacha kutubeba malenge
FOOLS DAY PALS
:D:D… OK.
Si ungenyongoa na upelekane na wao maside za kajiado? Pana tambua 1970s Randocruzer. Hio nampeleka anatii.
I thought pia wewe ulipigwa na wakora in a Landcruiser kama yule jamaa wa Thika road.
Me nakumbana nao kila siku bro, lakini enyewe having the figure drop from 5k to 200 in a split second:D
Story of giants!
:D:D:D Sema tu ulikulwa 2k, hio zero wacha kutoa.
Walikuwa Manjaa…
:D…
Ulichunishwa skuma, uliwekwa mijeledi kwa kunyi, ulisafichwa kinyambis na mukodofea
Nope,its true jana msa rd ilikua choke-a-block. 8:14 ya OP hata ni mapema watu wa kitengela walifika karibia 9pm. Nimepita GM at 5 kulikua na halaiki ya watu,jam nayo haitambui. Stage sides zote zimejaa. Nduthi hadi tao ni thao mtu yangu ,ukilia sana punch,which is standard on taxi app. Kama huna ndai,make sure uko inje ya tao by 4:30
Unataka Nissan March ika overheat and turn over?