KOT Bonobos Exhibiting Their Bonoboistic Tendencies

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Hehehe, ati sahii hashtag inatrend ni #JusticeForSamuelMaina. Yaani hawa malaya wa KOT hawawezi achwa nyuma? Ati juu waliona #JusticeForGeorgeFloyd inatrend, sasa lazima kuwe na Kenyan version. I can just imagine the thought process before that hashtag was created…

“Nani ameuliwa na Kenyan cops hivi majuzi? No one? Aaaah, blunder…what’s that? Kuna Ras alichapwa na ma D- huko Kahawa West? You guy…where’s Kahawa West? How far is it from Westie? Ah, never mind you guy, just give me the victim’s name so we can activate a George Floyd kinda thingie hukuu…Maina? Samuel Maina? Aah cool my guy. Tell him to get well soon, let me activate #JusticeForSamuelMaina. These Kenyan Five Ohs are extremely brutal, I get what our bros in Minnesota are going through. Fuck the popos mayyyyne”.

Where were these KOT idlers when the police nearly killed this medic a month ago?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MaV30BOVMPA

Ama last month Twitter’s hashtag feature wasn’t working? Nimesema mara kwa mara, KOT are a bunch of useless apes waiting for American news so they can “Kenyanize” it. Jinga kabisa, coomerneener zao.

Heneway, #JusticeForSamuelMaina

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Next week watarudi kuchoma nyama vijana wa slum wakilipuliwa vichwa. When it’s a kid of a single mother from the slum the killing is acceptable.

Na watu wa ‘human rights’ waambiwe wajitombe.

Nakumbuka @pamba akisema watu wa ‘human rights’ hawakuwagi na akili.

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Village idler ungefanya google search badala ya kusumbua watu.