This morning my business neighbor was greeted with a shock as he opened his business premises .
His cat was playing bano with two huge rats
Kioko was screaming that he knows the rats have destroyed sugar , rice and flour .
We gathered around his shop with hoes and sticks
To our surprise and his jubilation , nothing was eaten everything seemed to be fine . The rats had just loitered around playing hide and seek with his cat @Weyn .
Everyone went on with his business . Kioko was heard singing mwelo’s yesu ni ngai hit shaking his body .
Suddenly at 9:30 am we heard kioko talking in tongues likes Rachel .
The rats had destroyed only one important document ; the book he writes his debts . Kioko doesn’t know who he owes or the amounts ! Kweli hii kitui ni noma .
We are consoling him to take solace in Christ.
Patia kioko bizness advice ya kijiji
Biashara ni cash only hakuna kukopesha
mkamba mijinga na leo uwekelee nyama ata kama ni offcuts like goat hooves, gonads or placenta ya kula na sembe sio kuteremsha na balozi
The “New Obama Self Selection” business name and the slogan “Yes We Can” must have encouraged the cat and the rats to sign a peace treaty…:D:D. Tell your neighbor to keep a dog. Itakula panya
And by the way, he is your business neighbor; does that mean you are in the mattress business? Kiulizo tu juu naona pia umeweka bajaj boxer stand by?
balozi tastes like catpiss.
Unasema umewahi onja mkojo wa paka
Kinda kindu… Kana Majengo