Mko sawa? Bado mna-invest “only an amount I can afford to lose” ama mumeanza kuharisha in fear? System bado imehang? Bado kuna network error ama wame-resolve :D:D:D:D? I can’t even take credit for calling this scam out coz it was too obvious. I honestly expected it to run for at least another two months kabla machooooos yaanze.
I didn’t even need to study this nonsense to know it was a pyramid scheme. I found it weird that bored housewives and mboches (whose IQ is already questionable because they watch Tyler Perry productions) would walk into my cyber and encourage me to sign up. They were allegedly making sooo much money from the comfort of their sofas and didn’t want me to be left behind :D:D:D.
Whenever I receive business “advice” from riff-raff, I always remember Joseph Kennedy Sr.'s wise words: If shoeshine boys are giving stock tips, then it’s time to get out of the market.
If industrial area casuals like @BBIsiMuhimu or bodaboda operators like @Jimit approach you with a juicy “investment opportunity”, that’s your cue NOT to get involved. For now, lemme grab my popcorn and wait for the predictable sob stories. Meanwhile, the scammers are already planning to introduce the next one, so prepare your savings accordingly.
Huyu “Amazon CEO” nashuku ni ile jangili ya Monaco, muchamaa anaishi bedshitter pale pipeline lakini online yeye hubadilisha supercars kama boxers :D:D:D:D. Heneway, goalposts zimeanza kushift, kondoo zitapewa fake promises mpaka ile siku zitajijazia ati zimeoshwa
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Captain shoga ni uzee inamsumbua. Wazee rika yake ndio wana discuss university admission na yeye halali akiunda handles. Kijiji ikianguka si nugu itakufa?