"Investors" wa Amazon Web Worker Africa, just checking in on you

Mko sawa? Bado mna-invest “only an amount I can afford to lose” ama mumeanza kuharisha in fear? System bado imehang? Bado kuna network error ama wame-resolve :D:D:D:D? I can’t even take credit for calling this scam out coz it was too obvious. I honestly expected it to run for at least another two months kabla machooooos yaanze.

I didn’t even need to study this nonsense to know it was a pyramid scheme. I found it weird that bored housewives and mboches (whose IQ is already questionable because they watch Tyler Perry productions) would walk into my cyber and encourage me to sign up. They were allegedly making sooo much money from the comfort of their sofas and didn’t want me to be left behind :D:D:D.

Whenever I receive business “advice” from riff-raff, I always remember Joseph Kennedy Sr.'s wise words: If shoeshine boys are giving stock tips, then it’s time to get out of the market.

If industrial area casuals like @BBIsiMuhimu or bodaboda operators like @Jimit approach you with a juicy “investment opportunity”, that’s your cue NOT to get involved. For now, lemme grab my popcorn and wait for the predictable sob stories. Meanwhile, the scammers are already planning to introduce the next one, so prepare your savings accordingly.

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Msee, your thread would have gotten the traction it needed without mentioning my honorable name, or it wouldn’t?? Ooh I see you now.

Anyway, fools and their money.

This was a ticking time bomb… Just like Cash24 & public likes.

Mzee mwenye aliniadd nimemkol akanishow ati wako na system upgrade na ati by Tuesday it will be back. Alafu akakata.

Aki wenye izo games si they make money? IT so mbaya.

Scam!

Pole sana [COLOR=rgb(41, 105, 176)]@baba Panya

Asante. I lost 400 bob.

Ongea tu ukweli kafuteni, 9k salo last month ulilipa rent izo zingine uka “invest”:D:D:D

Is it true you are a bodaboda rider as claimed above?

Mimi IQ yangu haiezi ni-allow ni-invest kwa kitu ya ujinga kama hii, afadhali nirushe pesa kwa choo na ni-flush, same difference.

Its true am a rider, but I ride women’s coochies particularly those in his family.

Huyu “Amazon CEO” nashuku ni ile jangili ya Monaco, muchamaa anaishi bedshitter pale pipeline lakini online yeye hubadilisha supercars kama boxers :D:D:D:D. Heneway, goalposts zimeanza kushift, kondoo zitapewa fake promises mpaka ile siku zitajijazia ati zimeoshwa
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Maybe may 17 watatengenesa:D:D:D

Hehehe…It’s called giving hope.
Wajinga walikoniwa…

Sasa nimeamini wewe unakuwaga na kasoro mahali

How is this different from crypto currency craze?

Captain shoga ni uzee inamsumbua. Wazee rika yake ndio wana discuss university admission na yeye halali akiunda handles. Kijiji ikianguka si nugu itakufa? :smiley:

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Finish that peasant @Jimit…charaza yeye bwana