Exactly 5 Months since joining this forum @Mworia Wameru has been given the recognition he deserves after his petition finally gathered pace.
As the newest (and best) member of the VE club I’d like to invite all y’all to a party. It won’t be so much a party as an orgy. All straight men of all ages and all straight/bisexual women of between 18-35 years are welcome. No need to worry about engine failure because there’ll be enough ‘service women’ and tools to keep your engines running all night. For all fappers, enough tissue will be provided too.
An immediate act of celebration on my part will involve changing my avatar to that of an elder we all love to hate.
Even as you all anxiously wait for me to announce the date and venue of the event celebrating this vain accomplishment, I’d like you to start preparing by fucking like you are on season one and two of GOT. Also take plenty of alcohol to increase your threshold because fruit punch will be provided in plenty. Drink my good people, drink. Fuck my good people, fuck!
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You can ask guys like the ones above and many others. Smart thing I’ve been doing is creating hyperlinks to my older posts and I’ve been getting likes even on those older posts.
If that doesn’t satisfy your ass, ask Kibaki how he beat Rao in 2007 when he turned a one million deficit into a 200k advantage overnight
Apana, no don’t start misleading us now -a beg oo. Your engine failed you the other day because you got too drunk to deal with Dorothy. Don’t get these rankings get to your head. I was an elder in my other life and my bills just kept mounting and not in the ferking way. Just preach the message. We love it as it is.
Thenkiu.
I’m actually not loving this elderly life. It’s only been day one as a VE and my joints are all aching. OMG, could this be the end for me? I want my youth back!!
Hehehe…I gorra quick question. Can we ‘ferk’ to procreate or are you telling us to do it just for fun…maze even when it is flooding:D and water is knee high and beds/sofas are sashaying to remain afloat? I will spend some time tomorrow looking for all your ‘ferk’ messages/writeups that I may have missed.:DYou have a gift… V imaginative, flawless lingua, cryptic sense of humour.
Mworia, your style of writing has a light bulb effect on my brain and I visualise so many scenarios.
Sawa. Don’t write in Swahili sanifu tho as I need me a kamusi right now:mad:. Udi ni nini yawa? stick to your short, precise and to the point english prose threads.