Imagine a fully grown man with beards anakula takataka inaitwa Smokie Pasua..

Wanaume wenzako wanaekesha nyama kwa butchery kilo mbili wanasema kilo moja ikuwe fry na ingine ikuwe choma. Na izindikishwe na kasembeste plus kachumbari.

Meanwhile kimtu na ndevu zake na kitambi ya watu wa mashida ako pale kwa hawker wa smokie na kiyambis yake anaitisha ati “boss nitengenezee smokie pasua moja”
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For those who don’t know what this childish chakula ya watu machida is let me enlighten u. It’s a smokie (sausage for peasants) ambayo imepasuliwa katikati alafu kachumbari chafu (unhygienic) inawekwa hapo katikati.
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Mans anasosi alafu proudly tembezas his kiyambis hadi home where he is met with his child(ren) then has the audacity to say " guess who is home?" Its daddy. Na saizo mdomo inanuka sausage chip na mayai mboiro banae.

@Panyaste you should be grateful you are enjoying fruit of other people fight for good governance. Its hard in 254 people are going hungry with nothing to put on they empty belly. Today I was in central province what I saw rivers are drying up even you could see the river bed. Wewe jua si Mungu ulisalimia ndio uishi a flashy life.

Kheri mtu akule mutura than this nonsense…walae

Kwa Raha zake huku mashinani everything has dried hakuna nyasi ni vumbi. It will get worse if it will go for another month without raining.

Wewe @Panyaste nakuombeanga sana siku moja pesa isikawai isha…wengine wao hawana means,they have jobs but may be having ailing parents,widowers etc Usikawai dharau mtu labda that is his meal for his birthday.Maisha ni ngumu brathe,kama umebarikiwa shukuru mola and let others be.On a lighter note,your hekayas about @Meria Mata only lasting 45 seconds are on point

Haujasema chunishwa sukuma
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Hii ni upuss, you midget slay queen.
Napandisha V8 juu ya pevu nakula smokie na kachumbari.

my tiny friend hapo sawa,nimeona ume endorse mitura

Ngite

Tagataka

Sio Kila mtu anaeza kula foie gras, filet mignon na caviar. Elewa saa zingine mbilikimo ghasia!

Yaani hata chakula you still want to dictate to people according to your newly acquired tastes? Sisi hukula omena, githeri na smoky na tuko tu sawa

Oh yes we are Africans

Mimi siku mbili zikiisha kama sijakula smokie pasua naanza kujiskia mgonjwa hivi hivi.

mbilikimo unataka watu wakule nini?

this is funny…ni umeffi but funny :D:D

Don’t waste your energy trying to drive sense into Panyaste’s thick skull. You are better off using it to learn some ninja shit or smoking some weed.

Some “men” think they look good by looking down on fellow men. If you are that wealthy you really don’t need to brag to faceless handles.

I am with you here Punyeste. Smokies are quite unhealthy. Kwanza hiyo karatasi ya juu I don’t trust it. A buddy of mine had to undergo an operation recently after developing gut complications as a result of feeding on Smokies and sausages daily. I stopped eating them. Afadhali ninunue mahindi choma ya 20 bob. Ama nikule yai boilo.

Maturity ni kushugulika na life yako, [SIZE=5]maybe[/SIZE] the dude anashindaga akiwa busy the only time akonayo ni kakukula Smokie kwa hawker kabla afike kwa hao a serviwe na mashakuraa…
Also kuna some dudes wanasimamisha SUV kwa base ya Keg… kila mtu na starehe zake