I'm in a Soap Opera Drama! How did you guys tell your girlfriends about your baby mamas?

Before posting that joke of a comment, please realise someones future and happiness may be dependent on the good side of your Wit.

That is supposed to be the first thing before you ask them out, they should know you have a baby mama from the word go. Otherwise pay someone to call them from your phone, awaulize kwa nini wanatembea na bwana yake. Make sure she mentions to each of them kwamba so mmoja.

I think he means a babymama created after marriage…hio ni ngumu kidogo.
Wait…did he say girlfriend? Are you planning to marry her? If not don’t bother telling her

since its agirlfriend, just tell her you have had other girlfriends and they have your kids. anjuange mapema wako wengi

Hii ndo mordern solution to an old problem.

No woman wans to hear of another woman , so if you want to be nice it wont help , let her find out on her self if she ever will , coz pia yeye who tells you hana skeletons on her closet , never confess bro you will only appear weak ,

From the get go let her know she’s a thief. But kama ni one night then karura, I don’t see the need to. Kula vitu, PNC ukipata call, claim it’s your wife and leave ata kama ni jamaa wa mutura anakudai.

I was late to that bro…and now it has gotten serious and may end up marrying the gal.

They were created before her, and things are serious I may actually marry this one!

I was late to that bro…and I may have said sina :D:D:D

This is what I have been doing so far…but I wanna hang out with my kids weekend man! Aaaand I don’t know how to get it there!

I’m serious with this one bro.

kama hujaoa yeye, follow that advise you got up there, ask another woman to call, not necessarily baby momma, then tell her yes, you have baby momma. an ujue pia hao baby momma wanagongwa huko nje, wasikunyime starehe ya kuoa after all. at the end of the day uamnuzi ni wako. am already chewing someones baby momma and i hope its not yours…:D:D:D

Fuck! I should be high and ready for the fight of my life that day! Then how long before I organise for the next call and tell her huyo ni mwingine? Damn! This is UPSHAWS in real life! (Great comedy by the way mwenye hajaiWatch)

you become a simp wewe utalia kwa choo , this lazima you play hard if you let her break you you are done.

Take her somewhere fancy, have dinner. It is important cutlery ziwe zimeondolewa na pia any liquids. Also pay the bill by this time. Then tell her in the softest words possible. You already have her and know exactly what buttons to press.

Allow her to vent but without causing drama. If it escalates, time to leave with her back to the house. It will be the most difficult journey. But keep talking softly to her throughout until you get home.

@Dictator.

Exactly how many baby mamas do you have ? More than one is too much baggage and baby mama drama for any woman to handle.
Would you date a woman with more than one baby daddy ?

hehee, more than one baby daddy for one woman is hard small, you know they will still be dipping a hand in cookie jar once in a while.

:smiley: it’s a headache. That’s what it is. And I can’t imagine a woman accepting a man who has sowed his wild oats all over. How’s this gonna work ? God forbid she becomes baby mama number xxx.
Nah men…can’t happen.

Simps everywhere, hii si kitu ya kupeleka mtu dinner. Amwambie tu straight, i have a kid. Akitaka kuenda aende, after all his son should come first.