I don't confess

Somebody went to confess to a Priest the Priest called police

Evidence???

The reason I posted here is that I have been seeing (macuzo kukulana) since I joined here. Don’t you people get bored?

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The reason I posted here is that I have been seeing (macuzo kukulana) since I joined here. Don’t you people get bored?

Umenikumbusha a story by the legendary Whispers.

A certain dudes wife, Madame Kerokou, goes to a father to confess about what she suspects is her husband’s involvement in subversive stuff. The father, seeing an opportunity to Ramnya the voluptuous wife, decides in his mind that he’s going to provide an anonymous tip to the cops, they will pick up the husband, lock him up, and eventually the wife will all be his, till death do them part.

He calls the cops anonymously, provides the tip, and the husband is collected by the cops without delay, blindfolded, handcuffed, driven around in circles in the dead of the night in back of a landrover, and eventually hauled into the dark, dingy, water-logged basement cells at Nyayo house.

But it turns out his devious plan isn’t well thought-through. The absence of the husband drives the madam farther away from him, she stops confiding in him, her husbands incarceration destroys her soul. The husband is eventually liquidated, there’s no evidence to support his arrest and all that he’s been accused of, letting him go will open a can of worms that could threaten to disturb the “stability” of the country.

The story is written against a backdrop of severe and very serious human rights violations, as was characteristic of the nyayo regime.

When i think about the fear that punctuated peoples lives in those dark days, i was just a kid but i vividly recall how adults behaved, how people went missing, how many died mysteriously, my blood runs cold and i wonder how low we have sunk by choosing to vote the progeny of some people into office.

Lakini haina was…Someone here said that many are those among us who did not live to experience the horror of the nyayo regime, but very soon, very, very soon, it will be their turn to live through a similar nightmare.

hakuna kitu kama hiyo. at least ikifanyika hapa kenya any lawyer worth his salt atakutoa eventually.

Ukishapeana evidence yote atakutoa aje? Confessing is telling the whole truth

  1. kuna utaratibu wa kisheria na kuna “mehemehe”.

  2. for a statement to amount to a legally admissible confession, it must be made in accordance with a stringent laid down legal procedure.

  3. even under cannon law, a priest CANNOT, under any circumstances, divulge statements made to him by a confessant.

  4. illegally obtained evidence is inadmissible.

It’s our turn bro.

What he posted is a joke I have seen elsewhere

BT it’s enough to give police the leads to look for proper evidence.

Wewe na wewe mumama umetoka wapi

Tombwa

You challenged my claim that kitu kama hiyo ikifanyika hapa kenya any lawyer worth his salt atakutoa kwa ngori eventually.

I have substantiated claim.

Umeleta maneno za polisi na proper evidence sasa.

Pole mkuu

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People used to check outside and close the door and then speak in whispers when discussing moi. He was a master propagandist with his mysterious gold-gilded ivory club

  1. The Evidence Act is amended by inserting the
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    inadmissible.
    lSA. A confession or any admission of a
    fact tending to the proof of guilt made by an
    accused person is not admissible and shall
    not be proved as against such person unless
    it is made in court.

One day I got drunk and went to central ps. I didn’t know untill I got to ob desk. Nikashindwa nitasema nini. It was on a Sunday. Karao akaniuliza nikusaidie vipi. Nikamwambia nimejilete ati ni mimi niliua msando. Nikaona ameangalia chini ya desk. Kabla nifike gate mgongo ilikuza imekula manyaunyo kama kumi

Tukiwa watoi bro in law wa neighbour alipatikana nje ya gate yao amechill akisoma copies za mwakenya.Alikujiwa na makarao wawili wakamshow waendanishe buruburu cop station.Alikataaa wakanza kumforce.Alishikilia post ya kamba za kuanika nguo na akakataa kuachilia.Alikua anaekelewa ma vibare za stima lakini naye alikuwa ni mrui amekauka.Walimchapa ma vibare hadi wakaganda mikono.Alikataa kuachilia post.Eventually walichoka nayeye wakaenda.Aliachwa na black eye just coz of the stupid mwakenya nonesense.

Don’t display your ignorance.