... Huyu ni nani anakuita swty? Saitan si kipii

Kuna siku nilianzisha chat na dem flani msupuu sana workmate, i used to flirt with her on many occasions at work and sometimes even through texts. We or let me say I didn’t have much interest in her, though we used stupid names in our conversations but didn’t mean anything to me kama dear, swthrt, hun, babe etc which i hate nowadays.
This fateful day, while mama was busy in the kitchen kitu saa moja unusu ivi jioni, nikatext [SIZE=5]my[/SIZE] [SIZE=2]swty [/SIZE][SIZE=4]coz sikumwona kazini for like two days hivi kumjulia hali. I tried as much as possible kumaliza hiyo convo before wife amalizane jikoni because I’m very poor in multitasking. The last text was “good night dear” which i didn’t get a reply but assumed its over. I deleted the texts.
After supper mimi huyo kwa kitanda, nikajipanga kabisa ready to take my slices kama kawaida, kufikisha threshold na kulala kama mfalme. Before wife anijoin akachukua simu yangu na kuanza kubrowse photos za family. She doesn’t always checks my phone, hiyo siku sijui ni shetani gani! Yours truly akapatwa na ile usingizi mwenda ikanibeba mbaya, nilikuwa naota tu akiniuliza na hii siku bla bla…about the photos but i was having a sweet sleep hayo maswali yakawa lullaby.[/SIZE]
Around 10pm, naamshwa na kelele! Huyu ni nani anakuita swty? nyef nyef zingine sikumbuki but i tell you it was acres of complaints!
Nakawekewa simu kwa mapua eti nisome hiyo message. Nikachukua simu polepole nikaona niyule dem amereply etu “good night too swty” saa nne usiku! F@k. Saitan sii kipii. Akasema eti sijui ameona hiyo number mara nyingi sijui nini…naenda sijui oo oo. Banged vitu hapo na drama mob.
Mimi nikageuka nikaendelea kulala. Nikaskia anakoroga vitu, akapack nguo zake kama zote na za mtoto akaenda kulala kwa kiti.
To cut the long story short, in the morning nikamuuliza anaenda wapi, grabbed her, hugged her, she started crying. I took her to bed and gave her a f@k of her life nikamwacha akilala Nikaenda job. That story died like that, i came later and found everything in order as if nothing happened. Though we later, after some weeks talked over it.
Talkers, have you ever been caught i such a situation or even worse? Ama nyinyi ni Navy seals na snipers hampatikani?

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[li]Rule 1-Dont get caught.[/li][li]Rule 2-Dont be a simp with workmates.[/li][li]Rule 3-Certain conversations are hidden in the unknown worlds of the phone. Mute, hide do whatever it takes to all kungurus in your phone. Sisi wa samsung tuko na ka secure folder hapo na ukifika kwa gate you turn it off to be non existent. Usefull for secondary whatsapp.[/li][/ol]
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[li]Bonus - it strengthens your relationship na wifey. She knows you are king and if she fucks up, you always have a side piece. This is the mortal Rule of combat: always have a side piece. [/li][/ol]
Sote tuseme AMEN

Weuh, io hajasahau. It will be an arsenal which will be used against you in future.

Hehe … kuna time fulani kabla ni officially funge pingu za maisha, mamaa alishuka mtaani ka vakeshen for a week nkabaki base solo. Nkaona hako ka chance hakatapotea hivo so nkachota kamfilipina fulani one day nkakaleta kejani, tukamake na kunywa kahawa alaf kutuliza kiasi nkatembeza mucakwe ikaisha hivo, nikazindikisha yeye na kurudi kejani. A few days later mamaa akarudi. Ile ana unpark luggage kidogo ameingia kitchen kutupa tu uchafu, kufungua lid ya trashcan huyo akapatana na serviette ilipanguziwa lipstick hadi lip prints zimejichora ikarushwa apo sahio mi sina copy. Nliekwa na maswali lakini kama sheria nli deny & deny adi wa leo bado me hu deny. Kufunika hio kesi nilijikakamua nkaangusha shot mbili na nusu that night ikabidi tu anisamehe. Alisema nisiwai m.hurt hivo tena.

Wewe kumbe ni nguruwe tu ya kawaida? How could you bring another woman to the house you live with your wife?

She forgave you but she will never forget. Trust me that one day she will revenge and the revenge will be so bitter. Women are complex my friend.

Nmechora vpoa kwa sentense ya fao … that was before we tied the knot. Fala wewe

Sawa Kuria Kanoru

Nimeshikwa mara mob but yangu si bibi. Uzuri tu ni sijawai shikwa na evidence ile full ya mlihave sex or anything. But nishawai shikwa nikishow dem akuje tuhangout nikapata dem Analia machozi akaenda. But dem yangu ilikuwa kujitakia alikuwa anapenda kusorora simu yangu. But I always made it up to her for the next few weeks dates kila pahali ka mpesa hivi. But yeah mimi huona madem hujua a valuable man is bound to have suitors bora tu usimwoshe madharau live ati unahanya na pia usizalishe nje.

Najua pink handles watakuja hapa kusema ooh that’s not true. But this only works if you’re the prize yaani dem anajua aliangukia na mkikosana maisha yake itaenda vibaya.

Hivyo ndio beta males hufikiria. Dem akirevenge ni sawa if you have the upper hand you leave her and get another woman.

Samsung gani hii omwami

However you react after her revenge is up to you but I am stating the obvious.

why do men love to forget, huyu bibi will never forget, she’ll tell her friends of the incident and if her friends ni wale vinyangarika who are jealous of her, they’ll advice her ata yeye ajitaftie side dish to even things out, be very careful if she becomes extra nice and attentive to you in the next few months, utakuwa unakuliwa bibi akikupigia simu to check up on you calling you sweetie kama vile unaita huyo workmate :smiley:

Very true

Kuna kisanga flani niliskiaga ya hiyo sandpit ya kwenu ilinimaliza kuruka. Kuna mjamaa wa airline,anapoa kwa same sex apartment ,kila akiwa off yeye hutoka morning then anarudi na kibox ki futi tatu then after two days hivi anatoka nayo alafu anaenda works nini nini.
Ilikua mtindo for a couple of moons. Siku moja ka watchie alimsmamisha akiingia na kumshow afungue box…ka mfilii kapyenga kalikua ndani.
Naskia Akbar alimuita ofisini kuona hiyo gaidi ju hakua anaamini

Hehe … mucakwe lazima itembezwe by all means.

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You are right! women never forget. That one is filed somewhere to be brought up anaa day.

Omwami heri wewe ulisafisha rungu, mimi ata hiyo kitu sikuwaikula, ilikuwa upuusy tu.

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