Stop asking where to find walalo pokos, Hutapata. Utajua baadaye ni wanjiku ama mwende. Do this, Enda eastleigh to buy clothes. Tafuta shop ikona mwalalo mwenye si young sana, coz huyo hawezi kupea. Look for ones wenye wamechanuka, can speak atleast sheng or swahili poa si wenye incoherent. Now strike up a conversation while buying. wanakuwanga desperate as fuck ni kuhide behind buibui tu. Kuwa customer wake regularly na akujue jina. When ready, tell her unataka kununua bale na juu anakutrust atakupeleka store za hizo malls juu coz zinakuwanga na stores tupu. Omba slices mkiwa huko juu. Nimekamua madame wawili kwa hizo stores garissa. Ubaya hawakuwangi wasafi. azin jasho n stuff but pussy is super clean na huwa hawashave.
Utabaki umenunua Ngotha mia mbili kabla hii transaction ikuwe successful.
Never promote a womans business/hustle in the hopes of getting slices. Kuna boy alijaza nyumba yake na all sort of cutlery nonsense juu ya hii upuzi. The last time we checked alikuwa na sufuria 35 na almost 200 glasses, he had to give them out.
Yeah, after sijui six months. By that time Kitchen ilikuwa inakaa he deals na stolen household items! Bachelor atakuwa aje na Blender, Juice extractor na vyombo mingi hivyo. Hustle zingine za kuma ni za ujinga!
Upuzi… hahaha kama unataka slices, omba slices the first day you meet… yaani wekelea statement of intent as part of the first impression… no beating about the bush… the rest of the meetings itakuwa tu ni a matter of when, not if utapewa… :D:D:D
The worst she can do is pretend to get pissed/ or shocked then she will teach you herself how to ask her for slices successfully…:D:D:D evolution and mother nature have both rigged humans to ferk each other within the first 2 months of meeting…:D:D:D else the desire piles up from both ends until it falls off a cliff…
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D eh @mpendakazi…ni asubuhi na nimecheka yangu yote hadi watu wameshangaa kwa mat nini mbaya na mimi. Sa imebidi niweke simu kwa maskio ikae ni stori imeshika. wuew wacha niende aki…:D:D