Here's Real Estate For The Taking...

A listing for a lemon of a house has turned into sweet, sweet lemonade.

The description of a decrepit home on Avoca Avenue in Zephyrhills, FL, that was listed for $69,000 mixes scathing accuracy and a serious sense of humor.

‘Here it is, literally the worst house on the street!

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‘The seller has done the hard work of cleaning up the almost half-acre property (it only took 7 dumpsters!),
so now is your chance to take it from here.’

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‘The roof leaks, the floor creaks, and there’s a terrible draft, but this 3 bed, 1.5 bath home is very open concept.
And by that we mean the inside is open to the outside, because several of the windows are broken.’

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The tongue-in-cheek presentation has paid off in a big way.
The listing of the woebegone home has racked up hundreds of thousands of page views, and what’s more, an offer is now in place.

More here:

https://www.sfgate.com/realestate/article/Best-Home-Listing-Description-Ever-Brutal-15961393.php

Interesting if someone bought that…

To be honest, this house looks sadder than grandpa’s house. But it was bombed in World War II and never repaired after that. However, I hope that the person who buys it will take care of it and bring it to a better condition. I do not know how nice it is to say that it is the ugliest house on the street, but each with its own business :slight_smile: When I need a place in a beautiful area, I always turn to the same specialists. They never let me down, and that’s why I’m recommending them to everyone. If you’re in search of an affordable house and lot, check their site.

Someone tell me, are this bots or what? I’ve noticed similar writing severally in the past.