Hekaya ya shule izo siku

kuna siku after maths lesson ya sadaam vile kunakuanga na tumakelele 2 categories…

1.ya machopii kudiscuss hio hesabu vile imewakalia na kutafuta new formulas, and also finding mara dinomeneta anga sijui niumeretas, square arrowroots sijui huot

2.malegends celebrating the end of lesson and discussing important issues za mechi ya saa saba nani atakua trusted goal keeper asiangushe team

Ghafla bin vu! mr kimengenge english teacher akagonga mlango puhh…na turbo speed ya 899.6 kph akakuja moja kwa moja hadi back bench ya malegends to make mata wasest kwa desk yetu na wangai akagonga desk na kimti…pahh!! everything in mind ikakua restored to factory settingsakabreak the silence… “the teacher has come,“ put the queschon tag“… nikashindwa hizo ndio nini huyu anasema.so…mimi kama msomi anayeaminika na mzazi siku moja atakua daktari ama pailot nikasema “teacher he?“ niligongwa slap nikaona mobutu zibambwe

wangai akaambiwa apeane jibu … badala aseme …come he? yenye nilijiambia heri ningesema hio akasema…“teacher come he?“ akagongwa ngoto ya kichwa “ko“… tukatolewa pale mbele tukakneel tukapewa kila mtu dose ya 13 strokes…chopi mmoja Oxford material naye akapewa chalk apeane jibu sahihi kumbe inafaa kua …has“nt he?tulimpigia makofi kila mtu 10 na tulikua class of 45 so in total tulimpigia makofi 450 ya kumzidikisha Oxford…saa hii ni dere wa bedFORD…Ox achana nayo

masomo kuangeni fair sometimes category 1 wanasafa

:smiley: nice twist

Hehehe. That must have been one of those sadistic primary school teachers who brought all their frustrations to s school

Hii ni penis ya he-goat

alaah sio the fat tail of certain breed of sheep?

Ni githita

Se

Serious?

mosa umefufuka?

E

Ehhh ndo kutoka rehab kaka

Karibu sana kaka. Hekaya swafi.

:D:D:D

Huyo Oxford hangeona, who said the teacher was he?:D:D