Heavenly Reward..

Now you KNOW why All Shabaab Suicide Bombers are always ready to go to Heaven …

They get 72 like this Woman … :smiley: :smiley:

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Of what use is it if you get there and you ain’t got a dick because some mutina ate it off the street?

Maybe , St. Peter will give you a Spiritual One … :smiley: :smiley:

I doubt that Muslims recognize Saint Peter. My theory is that you will just have to wait for the mutina to die so you can be given the mutina’s in lieu of the one it ate.

Where do the 72 virgins come from? Ama there is a stock of girls specifically manufactured by Allah to stay in heaven waiting to be distributed to martyrs?

Ati heavenly reward? You’ve want to die—for this?!
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Don’t get intoxicated on wild dreams, medicine man. It’s just
a girl.

For the benefit of the teeming Ignorant Masses in here …
The Holy Koran refers to them as "Houris "

Houris are women who will accompany faithful Muslim believers in Paradise.
Muslim scholars differ as to whether they refer to the believing women of this world or a separate creation, with the majority opting for the latter.
The Houris are mentioned in several passages of the Quran, always in plural form.

No specific number is ever given in the Quran for the number of houris accompanying each believer - but 72 seems the agreed number.

The Sunni hadith scholar Tirmidhi quotes the prophet Muhammad [SAW] as having said:
The smallest reward for the people of Heaven is an abode where there are eighty thousand servants and seventy-two houri, over which stands a dome decorated with pearls, aquamarine, and ruby, as wide as the distance from al-Jabiyyah to San’a.

Ibn Kathir, in his tafsir, writes that the word has been interpreted to refer to “fully developed” or “round breasts … they meant by this that the breasts of these girls will be fully rounded and not sagging, because they will be virgins.”
Similarly, the authoritative Arabic-English Lexicon of Edward William Lane defines the word ka’ib as “A girl whose breasts are beginning to swell, or become prominent, or protuberant or having swelling, prominent, or protuberant, breasts.”

There , … you have it … :smiley: :smiley:

Fuck!:D:D:D

I’ll be damned. 72 is a large number. It’s bound to leave one sore and bruised, doing all the break-ins:D

When will the heaven experience for the millions of heavenly servants ever come?
These writings reflect the mind of an illiterate arabic man.

So even in heaven there are still servants who work for the people who go there. If I may ask, what are the servants paid with? Is there an economy in heaven where you get paid and spend your money buying stuff? The most logical conclusion is that the “servants” are actually slaves. As for the 72 houthis, do they have a choice as to whether or not they want to sex the martyrs ama it’s just “their job” ? Hehe, so there you have it, slavery and prostitution in heaven. Niliwaambia na sitachoka kuwaambia, religion is DANGEROUS NONSENSE!

Endelea hivyo and I smell a Fatwa being declared on you …

My good friend , Salman Rushdie is still under British Police Protection because of the Fatwa declared on him for his book about Islam and the Prophet (SAW) … :smiley: :smiley:

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Does it explicitly state that watagawa, au ni dryspell amid mineral water?

Boss ,
Read it for yourself …
This shit is real … :D:D

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Wahala, 72 wives, with “desirable front passages” + a hard on 24 hours, hakuna kulala kwa hiyo orgy. Kumbe hata quran inarecognize viatu downstairs

How many die virgins over 18 years? is there enough supply for all the guys

Am not a Muslim, but I have read the Quran and there is nowhere where anyone is promised 72 virgins for sure…

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Are you in denial over the evidence presented above … ???

Islam , like most of the worlds religions , has a lot of contradictions and puzzles that are difficult to explain or comprehend …

In religious studies , our Priest used to call them Sacred Mysteries … :D:D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LF1bjsGEbIQ