Have you ever smashed a woman you thought you could never smash? (Hekaya alert)

I don’t know why I just remembered this …:D:D:D:D

Many years ago, I found a place to set up shop kwa plot flani.

Kwa hio plot, side ya nyuma zilikuwa ni boma za watu and mostly during the day, housewives na some single ladies ndio walikuwa.

I interacted with the ladies, got to know what they did and yeah, we became friendly as I made a mental note of who might be the easiest to get to bed.

There was this one married woman that was light skinned, short, mnono vizuri all round and was rocking some nice dreads. She also had a very pretty face and two young boys.

She was serious saa zote. Other than greetings, hakuwa na story mob. I had already made up my mind that there was no way I was ever gonna smash her which was bothering me kiasi juu manze she had a massive ass.

One night after kufunga job, I met her akiwa amebeba her youngest son akitoka kununua supper. I stopped, said hi and jokingly told her “si twende kwangu?”

She looked down for a second and said “saa hii?” I noticed she was considering my offer and I was shocked but sikupoteza time. I was like “mbona si saa hii, siishi mbali”. She asked mahali nilikuwa naishi and I explained to her. She was deep in though at that time and said something about her other son being at a neighbor’s house and her being late to prepare supper.

I wasn’t gonna give up. I told her “Twende tu uone ni wapi. Hatutakaa sana”. She said “sawa” and off we went to my place. Nikafungua keja and immediately I locked the door, I was all over her. Kisses, kufinya matiti and grabbing ass. I stopped to give her time to put down her son @sludgist on the sofa.

Immediately @sludgist aliwekwa chini ndio mimi huyo, all over her again. I lived in a bedsitter so I pushed her to the bed and got down to business. I was out of condoms so I “pimad kwa macho” and the results came back negative. Also, who uses condoms when with a juicy yellow yellow housewife who looked healthy? She also didn’t seem to care about it so skirt went up, panties went to the floor and inside I went raw.

I hit that pudesh a good one and when I nutted, I noticed baby @sludgist was up on his little legs hapo kwa sofa looking at us. Not saying a word but puzzled. I tried to make her stay niende round ingine but she had to leave so we dressed na nikapea yeye push.

From then ikakuwa ni mazoea. At my place or hers. Her husband @Heke used to slave as a fork lift driver in a nearby company. Wiki yake ya kuingia nightshift I used to stay at my shop until saa tano. Watoi wakilala mwanamke ananitext. Nafunga shop and after making sure nobody was outside, glide like a ghost hadi kwake where she served me food and I plough her mercilessly.

Watu wa kuitisha evidence mlichelewa. This happened in 2012.

Unamanga mama mtoto akichungulia?

You motherfuckerrr:D:D:D:D:D

Must have been a thrilling experience, but the risk was grave & unfathomable
Just curious how old were you then?

That’s classified.

Nyege ni kitu mbaya…:D:D:D:D

No wonder watu huuliwa. Unadinya bibi ya mtu mbele ya mtoto wake all this time jamaa inamwaga jasho ikiteteshwa na mchinku. If am in those circumstances walahi nikikupata nakukata makende.

:D:D:D fungua roho elder. Lete hekaya. Hio hasira ni mob.

Tangu nione kijana ya 25 years hapo amekatwa machete ya diagonal kwa shingo juu ya kupatikana akikula vya wenyewe mimi bibi ya mtu is a no-go-zone. Alifanya timing mbaya.

Hater. Lazima ushai kuliwa bibi

Maisha ni msumeno. Siku hizi, ukienda mjengo unaachanga bibi na watoi tisa wapi?

@baba panya…ulipima na macho?

Hehehe,wueh mi nmekumbuka back in 2014 nkiwa coast,there’s this chic from shagz kalikuja kutembelea auntie yake Msa.

Nkakatext hivi kimchezo mchezo ,tukachat for some days nkasema acha niombe beehive…wueh,wadau kaschana miaka kadhaa younger than me but jibu kalinipea ,ati “kijana,ukiniangalia hivi ata mkono siwezi kusalimia nayo,coomer ndo ntakupea na vile umeparara?”.
Iliniuma but nkasema ni sawa.

Ffw,2018,dame tunapatana naye shagz,akansalimia nkasema salamu Ni za mungu sitakataa,but kukumbuka Ile jibu something told me ,hii lazima ulipishe,so I told her I was going to have a beer then head home,happened tulikuwa tunaishi place moja. So tukaingia club,nkashika guiness zangu mbili yeye akameza tusker cider.

Around saa tatu usiku,told her nataka kuishia,sisi hao kwa gari,vile namfikisha kwa mathake ashuke nkamcomplement kiasi and that was it,hiyo nyau niliipiagia hapo kwa gate yao bila huruma…after nutting,nkamkumbusha what she had told me years ago.

Hadi waleo dame huwa ananichukia.

Ni Kama zile mbuzi huchinjwa wakati was dowry huwa na nuksi. Watu hupatikana bill kujua

Kijana aliingia kwa wenyewe around 10 am. The husband used to work mbali kidogo. Fununu alikuwa amepata so it was a matter of timing na kijana akajipata pabaya.

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:D:D:D

:D:D:Dbazu @Baby Panay kwani nilikukosea na sijui thread mbili Leo na venye nimeshinda Niki sweat

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:D:D:D that’s the spirit.

:D:D:D:D Niliskia wewe ndio chairman wa plantation workers association (PWA)