Free advice, think like a woman act like a man

Never ever should you plan going for a journey with a woman, I have just missed a early morning interview because beib/switty alikua anapaka putty mafuta ndo inuke poa kwa gari,saai Niko hivi hivi.I repeat never ever should you nevertheless plan going for a journey na mwoman.ni hayo tu kwa sasa,Niko apa Fairmont kando nakula mokimoo kwa kibandaski ya mama pima

hahahahahaha najua pia u did participate kumpaka mafuta kwa putty soo dnt blame her

Mokimo saa hii???

I spent a year in Kisii town and hotels used to serve food that is usually associated with lunch (ugali, matoke, githeri etc) as early as 8 am.

we mkisii putty ndio nini?

hahaha.

p.ussy whipped nugu!

So the sub 18 yr olds should not know you’re eating in a kibanda?

As @Mkufuu has said here before and I repeat, safari ya kupanga usibebe mwanamke.

MIMI HUKULA UGALI NA NYAMA FRY NA SKUMA FOR BREAKFAST

Ideally, that is how breakfast should be.

Mujamaa siungesema tu unakunywa chang’aa. We wont judge you though ni mapema sana

Kwani mabibi zenu watakuwa mandume.

ohya mkisii… next time ukitaka kutoka 8;00 mwanzishe 6;00, halfu about vibandani utajificha hadi lini? call a spade a spade man

Last time nikiwa Nairobi (Buruburu… kimathi…) kuna hotel i cant remember the name that used to serve kuku na ugali asubui hakuna chai na breakfast like things

Think like a man and act like a man. Ume kaliwa wewe

Ukideal na wanawake lazima udanganye departure time

Mtu wa kulia keti pale.