Female makanika services the wrong car.

Juzi nikiwa on the line of duty pale Dandora I met a classmate of mine from way back in highschool.As Changerian gentlemen whose paths had crossed,we had to do the ancient cult;choma na booze kiasi as we reminiscenced of our escapades pale Highschool.

We weren’t close back then.Obviously there existed a beef ju he was a prefect and I was that notorious kid always on the other side of the law.But izo zote hatutambui.We caught up on various things,who is where,who is doing what,which teachers had died(apparently it was a big topic coz many were goners)After chupa mbili tatu he showed me around his garage.He’s doing good with his job though no one could have guessed that Ochieng;the godly deputy jesus and chairman wa CU, could end up in this shawdy industry.But si ni life.

Tukiwa tunapiga lap I spot a car same make as mine being replaced oxygen sensors.Nikakumbuka of late gari imekua ikinyonya saidi.Nikauliza yeye kama nikireplace fuel efficiency itaimprove.Pia nikaona hybrids zimejaa hapo nikajua mkebe yangu nafaa kuleta huku atleast stress zipungue ju wueh!.Cheap is expensive elders.We agreed nilete gari weekend ifanywe maneno but before then he sends for some expert in the spares shop tupige analysis ya possible problems na costs.

Ala! Naelewa women are making strides and expanding into the masculine domain but I wasn’t ready to be served by a female mechanic.Sikatai I don’t know much on what goes on under the hood but sasa mwanamke ndio anajua? Ochieng notices my amazement and makes the introductions.

“Bro this is Betty Awiti one of us.Huyu professionally ni automobile aesthetics designer na pia she is the best brain here when it comes to these hybrids.”

As a typical Kenyan her name raised a redflag.Sasa hii njaruo inaajiri dadake hapa mbona?A qualified kikuyu or a waingo brother is somewhere jobless ju njaruo imeleta dadake mjini.As I try to curb the disgust of my prejudice, my eyes travel to the solid frame clad in a blue apron.I can make a vague outline of a curvy woman inside that dirty Oilibya mech suit.She extends an oily hand in greetings and smiles.Her teeth are surprisingly milk white.

Napiga tabasamu ya kipuzi as I greet her.Something in her demeanor has struck me.

"Betty,this young man here is called junior.An old friend. Alikua anasumbua mimi sule nikiwa headboy."Goes the big mouth of Ochieng as his huge hand tapped my shoulders.Hadi anajiita headboy.Luos will always make you feel inferior even in the most irrelevant of places.

My eyes never left Betty the whole time she surveyed the car.As she knelt to look at the underside, I got a glimpse of a very blessed woman,posteriorly speaking.Adrenaline ikakimbia quick fast then diek ikaanza pressups.Hapo na hapo my kinuthia instincts kicked in.
The big mouth Ochi starts rumbling.“Betty angalia vizuri slowly ju hiyo ndiyo kibarua yako ya weekend…”

I cut him short mid sentence before bet iungue.

"Ochieng kuna vile nimekumbuka weekend ntakua natravel.Hakuna vile naweza leta hii gari kesho?"Fundi ni fundi and I have worked with so many to know their craft.As an afterthought,I decided to drop some bait to throw them off the game.

"Na Ochieng buana unafaa ukue unafanya service delivery.Now see I have to make impromptu adjustments ju ya kitu kidogo kama hii.That means less output and less returns due to the nature of my work."I snarled in fake contempt.Time to show this njaruo buddy who’s the real boss here.

"Junior yawah.We are the best here.You know why?Because flexibility to suit customer interest is our motto."Ochieng says with a big sweet grin on his rather ugly face.

As we return to the kalocal apo tu nje ya garage,we make a pact that Betty atakam kwangu the following day with two spanner boys wanishughulikie.The car was running okay but si ata wewe ukienda hossy na running stomach alafu waone NHIF wanakuandikia kulala na madama za mirions?What required the female mech’s attention was inside my pants.

Next day saa nane Ochi sends me namba ya Betty for directions.Nasave namba and then nakimbia Whatsapp kuosha mesho na profile picture yake.Fuck!The luo bae ameweka picha ya spanners na jack kama dp.

The rest of the day nashinda nikiimagine possible scenarios.

Scenario(i)
Job anafanya ni hardcore so possibly she’s an hardcore and that loosely translates to a feminist.Women who have to do menial jobs are usually bitter.That is the worst scenario.
Scenario (ii)
The best scenario ni akue a struggling graduate desperate to climb the ladder from whatever angle.Dealt with quite a number and they are always easy lays kwanza ukiappear confident and badass,broke yet living well.Nikasema ata mission ikinyambana I will call the single mama next door and try my luck.Chasing sex without ideally paying for it is duch a dope dopamine booster.

Six pm napin location and an hour later the lakeside queen in tow two waingo brothers hoot kwa gate.The two resemble each other.Hapo njoti nikama ilikua ya twins.Wamefika na an old hilux, probably belonging to another client,tools nyuma.

The three get down to business and the predator hungs around the prey.Alikua of age so feminsts keep your paedophiliac claims to yourselves.I study her mannerisms,body language and most of all kama atasteal glances my way.None.Am dissapointed.She leads the team and I notice that the pair is silent mbaya.Thought kwa identicals lazima kukue na mmoja mouthpiece.Anyways…let me feed my eyes.

Before you think mimi ni middle aged pedo kama Humbert kwa that controversial novel Lolita,let me describe Betty.Not beautiful of face,just plain.Thats good for me though ju nilirealize kutoka kitambo that most beautiful babes are usually boring,both vibewise na sexwise.Kwanza apo kwa sex its usually bottom of the barrel.No enthusiasm.Na si ati natetea my taste of average to ugly bitches.Hahaa

Betty’s assets lie apo kwa figure.Safely concealed in her oily oilibya apron,a trained eye was needed to crack the math.Thin waist heavy bottom. Sijui size ya miguu ju the apron was baggy kwa chest na kwa ass.Kwa miguu amewekelea safety boots.On the head is a black dhuku tightly wrapped around a thick mass of mbalas hair.

But where this queen bee machine scored highly ni hapo kwa sauti,facial expressions coupled with subtle mannerisms.Her big eyes rolled and blinked with grace.Natural long luscious eyelashes made her blinks epic and memorable.As we conversed I felt her loosen up.Her speech was awesome.I have been a sucker of the lakeside accent.Sauti tamu ajab spewing rusungu mingi mingi kubwa kubwa in a thick jang’o accent.I loved it.I too loved her smile.It was rare but when it happened,her milk maziwa teeth were a sight to behold.Siet!I was hooked on her spell.

She caught me red handedly ogling her ass.The pantyline was so inviting as she bentover the bonnet that I stole a glance and forgot to dash my eyes when her saucy eyes glared at me.Then,as if on cue,she pursed her lips,pouted,blinked twice and blushed.Hahaa.Ref amesema si foul.Play on.

Nikajua hapa mboga ishajipa.Nikaingia kwa nyumba not because nimeacomplish mission but because my dick was Starting to build a tent in the baggy shorts.Who wears boxers at home?After afew mins nikamtext;“Najua umechoka.You welcome to take a shower and some tea.Your boys too are welcome.2nd floor. Turn left.Ring.”

A reply popped afew seconds later,“We’re done.Hope hot shower is functional”

I toyed with the phone for quite a long time untill the doorbell rang.Nikafungulia mtoto wa kike mlango mkononi amebeba mkoba.“Could have asked had you not offered.”

Nikaonyesha yeye bathroom na nikaingia kitchen kutengeneza chai.Had to keep my word.

Betty took her time.Really took her time.Akilini nashangaa where the mbois were but tempted to entertain the idea of them having left.Of course they had to return the pickup before the garage closed.

A woman that appears on the doorway minutes later takes my breath away.No more oily oilibya apron.In its place,a yellow flowered black sundress runs inches above her thighs.Her shoulders are bare highlighting the magnitude of what they supported upfront, literally.

Its not my thing to write erotica,nor am I interested in penning down a porn script lakini elders things went down smoothly.She slept over and called in sick the next day.Pussy was dark,hairy and creamy just the way I like it.Funbags heavy and not sleepy,nipples long and pointy.Her moans were chorus to my cum-factory and the very gasoline to my manhood.Betty is a lover on steroids.And she weeps while riding.Did I say she likes her soot black ass slapped hard?Downside ni vile mikono yake ni ngumu.Mgongo yangu ilipigwa sand paper properly.Though nishajua dawa ni kuingia mechi na kabuti.And I’d never take a handjob from her.Her wetcrack is as tight as they come na milage iko very low.A naive freak she is.Happy nilicrack the code.

Politically and sexually the lakeside dwellers have my blessings forever and ever.Lastly,may God bless Ochi.May his garage never run dry.Amen.

I have an issue with the term changerian gentlemen.

That is an oxymoron.

Safety first.

Well written

More like Changez Monkeys…

The narrative changed.

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kijiji ilisema without ebrufication…yoote ni…? Ati sasa uamke na uangalie kama sheets zimeharibiwa. [SIZE=1]nice hekaya though[/SIZE]

Naona unataka kunyonga na mbisha ya Betty

hekaya swaffi kama kijiji ancestor I give you blessings…

@Edu Smitten how were you able to service a supposedly hardcore mechanic girl from the lake yet you have Erectile…au acha tu.

Weka commercial blender kwa nyumba.Wachana na sukari kabisa plus these cheap cheap liquor alias makali.Practice kegel and have adequate sleep.Above all lenga stress.ED is a thing of the past now.

Hahaha nice