Since there is an endemic problem ya onenitis, we need to provide our less fortunate bros with tips za kukatia kungurus.
Huwa unaanza kuvibe manzi aje? The ice breakers? Let’s say umemcheki Kwa reception ya restaurant ama akiwa Kwa table yake Kwa hoteli. Ama for peasants, akiwa amekaa solo Kwa mat.
Mimi huwa naanza na compliment, possibly kitu haihusu her body, kama heels ama purse.
Kuwa ignored ni the norm, not the exception. But ukipewa green light, ni mteremko from there. Helps if you look and smell good.
Then I lead the conversation to know place anastay. Connect the compliment to the residence.
Mstari kama, Your style suggests you live nearby (kama ni leafy suburbs). I know I’m not wrong.
Works 70% of the time. Matusi and ignoring 30% of the time.
This opens up the opportunity to ask for her number, ama kujua if she’s married (if bado hajasema)
Eg. Good to know you live there coz now I have a place to shelter from the rain/ sun when I’m around.
Can go both ways but works 60-70% of the time.
Also leads up to exchanging phone numbers.
PS. Homosexuals, na Alpha males wale hukatiwa na madem pliz this isn’t your purview.
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You have asked for help, so I will give it to you based on my own experiences of over 15 years. As a disclaimer, these are my own experiences, and I am in no way a professional womanizer or Casanova. I have had my series of wins and losses and I have taken my L’s as a man, no shame about it. These are the things I have learned so far:
There is no foolproof way of approaching women. You can do everything fkn right na bado uume nje vibaya sana. You can fk up in every way and still get the girl. However, there are some things that you can do to increase your odds e.g being in shape, dressing well, and being socially calibrated.
In my experience, I tended to have more luck when I approached women in the company of another woman. I was more likely to get more women when I was in a serious relationship than when I was single. If I walk into an event with a girlfriend, I am more likely to get new pu**y than if I walk in alone. I don’t know why but that’s just how it was. Getting the first girl is the hardest part then its easy from that point.
Having clout helps ALOT. Women love guys in command or guys who can make things happen. In university, I would bang chics just by being a group leader in a discussion and controlling the conversation. I was broke as a joke, but because I demonstrated leadership, I got the girls. The theory still works now when the stakes are higher. Every biach wants to bang the man in charge.
Sometimes you truly have no control and there is nothing you can do for a woman to like you. A woman already knows whether she will fuak you or not before you open your mouth. So, instead of trying to change her mind, learn to recognize a disinterested woman early. If you don’t, they will use your time and resources easily and you will get nothing in return. Cut losses early and have a very good bullshiett-detector. Something simple like taking hours to reply to your texts means she isn’t interested especially if you have already met physically. If a biach really likes you, she wont hesitate to respond to your texts and she will initiate conversations.
In the end, it is a game of numbers bruv. You can’t approach two women per month and then cry about being single. The sample size is too small. Before admitting failure, at least make sure that you have approached enough women and don’t be lazy. It is very difficult even for the average guy to approach 50 women and come up short every time. Even the average man will bag one in 10 or 20. The problem is, most men can’t handle rejection because they have fragile egos. Don’t take rejection personally, it is part of the game.
KUna morio wangu alikuwa ana drive thika rd highway…i was with him on the phone…akaona dem fulani msupuu sana on the opposite side of the rd. Jamaa dared me to dare him go chase the girl. Nikamshow aende. Jamaa akatafuta place ya kupiga you turn akaigia barabara dem alikuwa. Slowed down, rolled the window down, akasalimia dem kisha akaambia dem ati amepotea and hes looking for an unexistent place. Hapo ndio conversation ilianzia. Kidogo kidogo anasifu dem vile amengara na ameshampenda. He invites the girl to the car…she says she’s going to church and she can’t just go with a stranger. Guy pulls out his ID and tells the girl to take a pic and send it to her buddies ndio wajue ameenda na nani…at this point the girl laid her guards down and got in the car. Jamaa alikuwa kwa simu (bluetooth headset) na mimi all along. Talk of confidence. Jamaa alikula mali
Kuna time nilikuwa maji after nimetoka kwa bar. I tend to be mchokozi kiasi. Nikaingia kwa cafe ya chips take away…ni zile place unalipa, unapewa receipt yenye unapee server akupee order yako. So nafika kwa cashier ananiuliza nataka nini. Nikamshow " nataka Chipo, sausage mbili, samosa, soda na number yako". They all burst out laughing…so after wameniwai bidhaa zangu nikasema nimepata kila kitu but number ndio ina miss…hivo ndio nilipewa number. I was tipsy and cocky i guess walipenda vibe yangu. I didn’t contact the lady though.
Nimetumia my wife and kids kupata madem sana…my wife is hot…si chocha wadau…so we are at social events and when am alone some girl will ask if those are my kids and wife. Nasema yes. Shes goes like…“awwww they are so cute”. Then naanza ku flirt chini ya maji. So i use my wife as a bait to catch other girls. Bibi already ameweza kushinda hao madem so ni ngumu sana kukataa my cold approaches. Some of them be like " weee mimi sitaki kuchomwa na maji moto na bibi yako".
Ukweli mtupu. Hakuna wingman (woman) mzuri kama a beautiful wife. Also applies when you cheat on your spouse with a hot woman. Atajam but anakuheshimu chini ya maji.
Dem ako dtf unajua kabla hata kuongea na yeye. Unaeza katia dem but best ni kuchukua dem amejipa tayari. Uko na dem amejipa atakuwa na good time, na utakuwa na good time. Kuna dem anakufurahishanga tu bure hata kama mkiketi mahali kuangalia tu vile dunia inaendelea bila hata hata kuongea.
If your little brother asked you for advice utamuambia story za tenders? Mambo ya tenders peleka business section wacha ujuaji mingi. Let the young man be.