DRY SPELL IS NO JOKE!

Sex & Relationships Hekaya
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[SIZE=5]A few months ago, in Kanyipir village, Homa Bay, a 42 year old conman by the name @Agwambo alikuwa dry spell ya ajabu. Being that curfew was imposed and it was already midnight, @Agwambo was unable to leave his 0.0002 acre compound and search for a lady of the night.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=5]As luck would have it, one of @Agwambo 's malnourished cows let out a very loud moo from its cowshed. Suddenly, the enigma @Agwambo got an idea.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=5]Tip-toeing very discreetly so as to avoid waking his neighbors, the enigma headed to the promised land, his cowshed.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=5]‘Si @uwesmake alisema shimo ile mbaya ni ya nyoka?’ @Agwambo said to himself.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=5]‘Katambe!’ The enigma concluded.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=5]Arsenal shirt raised and Savco jeans lowered, @Agwambo began teaching his malnourished cow the physics of ‘Bottom up economics’[/SIZE]

[SIZE=5]As the cow would moo in agony, conman @Agwambo would chastise it “Omera maintain silence!”[/SIZE]

[SIZE=5]After 25 minutes of intense ‘Bottom up economics’, the enigma couldn’t hold it any longer…[/SIZE]

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[SIZE=5]“Eishhhh yawaaaa! You are lovely my domestic animal. You are wonderfully and fearfully made my sweet cow” The enigma gushed.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=5] Dominated & defeated, @Agwambo 's malnourished cow lay silently in its shed - astonished, discombobulated and perplexed. [/SIZE]

[SIZE=5]https://c.tenor.com/z620S_AhG-sAAAAM/cat-sleeping.gif[/SIZE]

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[SIZE=3]Disclaimer : The anecdote is a reissue, based on true events. No animals were violated apart from conman @Agwambo 's beloved cow.[/SIZE][/CENTER]

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@administrator @Electronics4u @Mundu Mulosi Bs Ms Ma PhD and ScD the fact that you allow this to happen unperturbed really does leave the Enigma dumbfounded.

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[SIZE=5]Your cow is the one who is dumbfounded.[/SIZE]

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this is buttco… a very dumb and disturbed individual

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Si watu wawenki tu bana.
Hii kitu ya kutomba wanyama inatokanga wapi?

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:D:D:DLakini @patco nini ukisumbua?

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Hii creativity ako nayo ya kutusi Enigma all the time ange apply kuosha matako za tunyanye tuzee angekuwa amepromotiwa kitambo sana

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SIZE=5Conman, embrace your fetish.[/SIZE]

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Am watching that handle. Following the set rules as advised earlier. Chill kiasi

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[SIZE=5]Tyrant, sitishwi wala sitishiki.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=5]Bear in mind I’m also monitoring your handle keenly. I am aware that YOU administered the ban on comrade @patco / @T.Vercetti after he directed a few insults towards you.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=5]Conman @Agwambo has mentioned me severally and continues to do so in nonsensical threads. The fool is now crying wolf because my sweeps are more devastating.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=5]I have not violated any of the terms and conditions of the forum. Therefore, I expect you to keep your despotic energy far away from my handle.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=5]Sincerely,[/SIZE]

[SIZE=5]5 Star General.[/SIZE]

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Noted.

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Post kama izi za kudinya ng’ombe na za ma homo kupandiliana sijui bottoms up haziwezi tolewa. But Senye ya Diana B ianikwe tu, Cameltoe pekee, ninja inapelekwa Siberia. @Electronics4u wa turedio mani nikii? Is the Rainbow Agenda slowly creeping in here?

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No way.

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malisa hii ghasia

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Chokosh wars can’t relate:D:D:D