DCI Kiambu + Cyber = Kitunguu

So i went earlier in the day to get my annual police clearance cert, i had printed the required form, both the finger prints form and invoices, one thing though, i printed my invoice before booking the date for appointment, kufika DCI rat police hapo entrance insists i wont be given service if the invoice is void of date, he proceeds to tell me to go to their cyber where they charge me 100sh for a page print out, if that is not extortion i dont know what is it. guys remember to only printout your invoice after booking for your appointment date, we stop putting money in these rats pockets.

Mia? Unapigia kelele mia?

Unasave ulipe Malaya?

Hakuna kelele hapo Macaroni boy, this is more of a buyer beware ting. there are those who go and dont have extra, so shut your mkush.

Hapa naweza watetea. This procedure has been streamlined mpaka unakuwa surprised kama hii ni office ya serikali

Fukara wacha kusumbua raia hapa na peasantry…
io ufakara yako usituambukize hapa…nenda post kwa family whatsapp group ya maskini

Sawa nugu.

Very insensitive

Huwezi lalamika juu ya mia na si eti ni robbery with violence:D ni fiashara ya D-

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100 bob = 0.75£. This amount cannot even buy candy in germany. Na humbwer iko hapa inaililia after receiving free govt services.

Kweli mtu mweusi ni punda ya musituni

:D:D
Wild donkey ndio gani?

You must be high on mshuto, free service gani… hizo expense have been pushed to you the civilian… time taken to fill up and cost on printouts. tuliza kende and keep flipping burgers.

Acha kulilia £.75 kama mtoto jamaa. Huskii ata aibu na hizo makende zako mbili kubwa

Learn to follow rules and procedures.

Ungerudi tao kwa cyber mkubwa basi…(fare back to town 50, cyber minutes 10, printouts 50, fare back to Karura 50).

Ulimlipa? Ama kumpa donations?

Those fckers will still find another avenue of getting the 100 bob from you

Kulilia 100 bob na hii economy ni kama kulilia 10 bob enzi za nyayo

Chukua good conduct na uache kulia Lia juu ya mia

Every time I require Government services I usually make sure I have a minimum of atleast 10k in change. Ni hayo tu

You are the same maafakaz who wail mkipata bei ya ngata imepanda na shillingi mbili… acting like you have dollar billz coming out of our azz.