Around 2015 au 16 …Kuna this church that came to thika
It had advertised all over inviting youths for a Sunday service… Rumour was huko mayengs Ni mob kuliko maboys na wanadunga Hadi miniskets… Plus it welcomes even whores ,
Arriff akanichapia tufike huko tuoshe macho … Sunday kufika wacha tupige luku , sisi hao Hadi Thika chini ya maathai supermarket , the church had rented a go down … Kwa mlango Kuna this old lady with heavy makeup anakaa olie rogo maduli, she is wearing black , she greats u as she pulls u inside the ‘church’ … The gives u hug u feel her bossom in yah chest weeeh ,
Then this gorgeous receptionist or whatever direct u to an empty sit … I think wanaitwa sijui aje I don’t go to chrch , but hai huonyesha mtu kwa kuketi… Walikuwa machali na mayengs pia wamevalia black
Amazingly the church is full of youths na wale wazee hujifanya vijana , pale mbele kwa mathabahu the pastor amekaanga nywele alafu amevaa tight suit , he is masculine n handsome , nyuma yake Ni band Moto sana , can see electric guitars piano, drumset etcetra,… Choir girls mini wamevalia alafu thighland wachaa tu …
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This church hakuna zile nyimbo hufanya msee alale, Ni music za willypaul kina bahati ((((((thanks for telling me wanaitwa ushers mohaaa, karibu niwaite waiters)))))
Mimi naketi nyuma + the church has freedom u can use your phone as u listen to the powerful preaching pale mbele, I log into porn hub naosha cornea kiasi as I listen to the word …
In my mind , this is what has been missing in our societyfreedom of worship … As the pastor preaches I spot a yellow yellow sitted few sits mbele yangu nakafungia jicho , she smiles ,
“How many are Chelsea fans” the pastor asks …nainua mkono , tuko wengi …
“Arsenal…, Man u…” N seems the church is fool of football fanatics:
The sermon is powerful , inafika time ya sadaka … U just lift up your tithe or whatever ,so hapa hakuna ujinga ya coins in my pocket I had 5bob , 2so, na 5so … I lift the 2so in pain n regret my plan was to toa 5bob , but kapatikana … The beautiful ushers come around collecting as they give u that Sabina Joy type of hug , ile perfume inakuchapa Ni ile ya Delilah , to talk the truth nilijipata nimesimamisha
All along , thats the only time we stood up , only the band could entertain us with soft music by bahati nasi bukuku , yule wa Mara ngapi nimelia, finally willy pozee anamalizia …
The pastor could then jump from preaching to speaking in tongues just like that … Wakuokoka wakaitwa hapo mbele… , Roho ikaniambia “this ur time to be born again” … nikajipata hapo mbele been hugged again ,… I remember one of the female ushers holding my hand as we went deep into prayers, in my mind I had undressed her n was playing with her tits , woiiiiiii kwani nilirogwa, I switch my mind n try to think of the terrorists or wild animals like snakes but NO m busy undressing her in my short temporary dream coz I remember been pushed nakuambiwa “RECEIVe”. … I shouted “AMEN” …
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