Sexual experiences are irresistible. It is not the mating act itself that is so important. It is the thrill of the chase and the excitement of a new vagina eerm a conquest that drives most guys. Each illicit episode involves stealth, secrecy, tactics, strategy and the terrifying risk of discovery, making it the perfect metaphor for the primeval hunt. As men more often than not we put our careers, lives, biz and even family in jeopardy in order to satisfy the primeval hunters thrill. The glory of a never before penetrated vagina is so irresistible mpaka unaacha kufikiria. Its only after pnc that you realise how futile the whole thing was.
Back in 2010 I set up my first mini wholesale shop somewhere in 237. It didn’t take long for it to break even and soon enough i was raking in modest returns. I had several customers both male and female. Lakini for obvious reasons lets talk about the female ones. The thing is women are nimble witted especially in securing business favours. For those who are enterprising enough i have learnt that if they dont have money then they put their vagina on the table. I had a young momo who operated a small shop at phase 13 near gretsa uni who was a customer na vile biashara ilizidi ndivo urafiki ikazidi several weeks later nikaomba slices nikanyimwa but haikuniuma sana. Nikasema bora biashara, women are conniving schemers. The lady started calling me every now and then kuniuliza prices za stock, mara nimtumanie vitu, mara hana pesa but atanipea jioni. Ikaendelea hivo mpaka ikafika point nikifunga job saa mbili usiku ndio mwanamke anataka tupatane ndio anilipe pesa yangu. I used to pass by her shop. It gradually graduated tukaanza kuenda kupewa mbili baridi usiku. Momo ilikuwa kitu swafi, matako ya ajab, hips size napenda, rangi tu ndio alikuwa ameshika kiasi hakuwa yello yello.
Kuuliza uliza nikaskia anakuwanga amewekwa kama 2nd wife na a Somali dude but he was rarely around. Nikaamua kama mbaya mbaya i asked for them onion rings. The universe and the gods of muclimbano conspired to give me the lady’s vagina on a platter. I didn’t have to do much to be given the slices. All i had to do was wait till saturday nipeleke mtu Orange (237) ninunue nyama na kingfisher kadhaa. Ni kasema hapo sawa…
Kondiniu ama tukuitie Inspector Ngunjiri brare
Brarre… Malizia hekaya.
nugu… maliza hekaya ama nikuitie Orengo.
Malizia hekaya brary mkarara
tumekupa muda kiasi upange urongo wa part 2 viproper
malasya hekaya nikupe like yangu
Hujamalizaaa…ulivaa panty lini!?
Nani ako na namba ya Inspekta hakujie hii noogle…nkt. maliza hekaya brathe
@mnusa ngotha yuko wapi
@blueline Mkarara,nini,inakuwanga mbaya na wewe… Ulitembea ndethe bila thuruari,sasa unasema ulifaa thuruari,ya mwanamuke
The headline and body of this story don’t tally.
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Atafikisha threshold alafu avae ngotha ya the black queen.
ama wafumaniwe na hubby wa momo kila mtu achukue vazi lolote lile katika ile harakati ya kutoroka
Meffi maliza hekaya kabla babuon atangazwe mshindi
0710413298 chief inspector ngunjiri.
@blueline, thread is bril. I don’t care whether you finish it or not. I want someone to serve you some drinks on my behalf. Nitalipa. Be it soup, uji, chai, kavoisie, beer, wine, kumikumi, muratz name it.
The reason for my benevolence is your first para. That honesty raaaaaaaaight thea, sums up my meaness na hizi vitu. I learned that struth a long time ago. It is your hekaya so trying not to make it mine, but umedinya point for the ladies wanakataa na vitu.
Cheers.
Kuja hapa umalize heckayeah.
Hekaya namaliza ngojeni ninukishe kitunguu kwanza