Big Head vs Small Head

A young kambodian;we met last year. I threw ‘nduano’ at her ‘crack’ the first day but hajameza. She said we hang out only so I ghosted her.
Fast forward,she has invited me for graduation party hood yao utawala where am unfamiliar with road terrain for my jalopy…My big head says niendelee kuwa ghost and protect my ego as well as sump guard too; but my small head says niende on offensive to other kambodian ‘cracks’ attending inc sis and aunties. I hear they’re generous na ningetaka a feel kiwaru.
Wahenga walete wisdom.
Disclaimer: mi ni kurutu hapa so any sins zikuwe forgiven

Play along to her games to see whether she can part with her goodies without using your resources sana. What have you got to lose anyway? The moment she gives in and you tap it, you will be welcomed with open arms hapa Embubut forest.

Ishia but kama hakuna fununu za form kutokea uleft tu mapema. It will seem like you have other matters to attend to so big head satisfied.
Form ikitokea then ni sawa small head satisfied

As for jalopy sump guard,uber yaself to the venue. Be open to any willing/potential lay.

She wants a gift, now that you didn’t take her out. If it were me, ningeenda. Plenty of opportunities there

She was going thru her phone book to see which beta meo can sponsor drinks…congrats you came on top!

Enda usaidie kulipa bills

Hii ndio tunaitanga ADVICE in Caps.

You ghosted her…then she suddenly remembers you when there’s a need… simple calculation she thinks you are a simp and will likely go… expecting some monetary benefits etc

@Mimi Huwa Namwaga Ndanii we are not buying this. Kuja na ile handle yako ya Miano ndo tukupatie advice

Obey your thirst.

Nimalisie hiyo mtu priss gathee.

Kama ni graduation party yake you should prepare to foot a huge chunk of the bills. If I were you I would make an attempt to meet her before the party. If indeed she wants you to pay the bills, she will go extra in trying to please you so that you show up for the party. Atakupanulia mguu from Mombasa to Kisumu umwage mpaka endoplasmic reticulum. Afterwards when she is resting her head on your chest she will tell you ‘Beb please promise me that you won’t miss the graduation party’.
If a politician never continues to campaign after winning an election, why should you spend money on a graduation party after ushapewa goods? Hapo sasa ndio unapotelea Ruai forest hio ya akina President Uhuru Kenyarra (unless hio poosie ni fire)

:D:D:D:D turedio na tusimu unakuaga the favorite mod (after papoo of course) wacha tumalise muchiri wa matina kapsaa,akidream akitombwer huko monaco na lewis hamiriton asituletee opuss hapa

Utaenda hio bash ugundue kuna wengine wanne kama wewe ma nyote mnakua treated vi special in turns.

Promise to go but cancel at the last moment feigning urgent work matters. Tell her you will make up for the absence with a treat just you and her.

Don’t fall into, “basi tutumie za drinks” but insist on the upcoming treat.

She’s Cambodian atakupea eventually hadi uboeke nayo.

Mujamaa kama @uwesmake anaweza hack hii kweli? Huyo utapata ameapply loan kwa sacco ya pale KWFT

Hii idea naweza explore…I asked her kama I will have her akasema tuta chill. So nikasema ‘I will see what I can do’ Aka niweka whatsapp group, nika left ndio akanipigia…I had done a preview of the group members kucheki siz…and others nikaona potential of wetting my beak.

Kunaweza kuwa I will clustered kwa wenye walisoma naye…hii itauma.
But my previous experience with other Cambodian ease of lay naweza kuwa an alpha dog that day.
If it does, I will reward wahenga na hekaya.

Drink Sprite

Stupid kid. Go get fleeced, blocked & forgotten in short order…or block the b in every respect & make a living for yourself instead.