Bibi ya mtu

Advise needed. Bibi ya mtu anataka nimtolee kutu kesho asubuhi. The husband works in Qatar for a US army contractor and since Corona broke out in Kenya, jamaa has said he won’t come till a vaccine is found. He is diabetic and he fears contracting Covid might be fatal for him. The wife called me to his house today and I thought it was the usual chitchat but to my surprise she dropped the bombshell but requested we do an away game to avoid any chance of getting got by our spouses. Elders what do I do?

Gusa game. Lakini kumbuka kusave kwa checkpoint incase uburnt

Nirushie kama unagwaya

anaitwa purity? … na ni pub owner eastlands…?

Jamani, sema ukweli umegusa mechi lakini sio full time. Unataka final plus extra time

Siku huyo jamaa atakuja utajua hujui. We sema tu ati mpaka vaccine ipatikane ndio ata come, it might have been a bait he laid and you guys are swallowing it.

Jowie was allegedly an army contractor at one time…
Just thinking out loudly.
ION, the aftermath hekaya will really drive home the message…
BIBI YA WENYEWE…

Kijana, run to the hills! The story about the husband not coming back until a vaccine is found is hogwash. The guy is ten times more likely to get Corona in Qatar than in Kenya. Angalia statistics. Second the lady asks you for an away match so you are not caught by spouses…her spouse is in Qatar! You are being set-up like Ndabiri. You will find guys waiting for you na utalipa. Times are hard. Ongea na Nbambiri kwanza ama you will be Ndambiriad!

So you normally go to a married woman’s house, whose husband is away, for normal chit chats eh?.. You have balls of steel indeed… hehehe

Trust me, the husband has been briefed on these your visits… as that innocent neighbor of good, will who harmlessly comes to check on her, while he is away… hehehe hence the need for an away match… hahaha:D:D:D

Wachana na Bibi ya mtu

TombA kitu, lakini make sure mechi iko kwa mansion yako and not hers. But, honestly, huwa mnatoa wapi nguvu ya kusumbuana na mtu amekuwa ndani ya maternity ward? SMH

Ask dem that question again

I can smell death lurking on this thread, a painful one.
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Hii mali imekaribia jayden (black dress)is tobable

Very convenient excuse here for the husband being away.

Actually no. She has never been in my mind despite the fact that I know the family well. I did some work for them when they had planted some chillies in kitengela and they wanted to export to Russia but I didn’t know the lady had seen more than a postharvest expert in me.

:D:D umedharau mjamaa, hadi unajua uoga zake na underlying conditions.

Ukivurugwa ndio utakumbuka diabetic, army contractors wanakunja ngumi pia.

His days in Qatar are numbered, as are the days you’ll frolic with her, before your day of terror. Draw up your will, and let the games begin!

Tomba kitu lakini si kwake.
Nothing we should advise you because you know what fate is hiding for you.