bachelors are whining

Watu huishi na madem wao hunishangaza. You want to tell me you dont get tired of that bitch sometimes bro?

[MEDIA=twitter]1404783149628940288[/MEDIA]

“If you’re a bachelor na hujaoa…kindly don’t join us! Kuishi na gaidi apana kazi rahisi. Mtu unaeza tembea kutoka tao Hadi thika ndio usiingie Kwa hao mapema”

My girlfriend came over on the weekend. When she left, I had to sleep for two days just to take a rest. Sasa wiki moja pekee si nitaisha. Also, watu wawache kujidanganya ati under 23 are the shit. Yes, they are the shit as they will not bother your finances, but you’ll pay for it dearly in terms of time and emotions. Hawa watu ni watoto 100%. Alafu wanainsist funny names beb, darl, cartoon, kuku… Money can always be recovered but time…

Lol, I don’t mind being called “babe”. But yes, you pay dearly in terms of time and emotions. This is in the early stages, cause with time you can guide the relationship or situationship to the direction you want it to be.

Different strokes, I am glad that whenever she visits the mundane tasks of washing and cooking are sorted, to top it all, I get to tap it several times during the day and night.

Invest in a washing machine. It’s worth it.

Tumefunga leso. Leta hekaya msee.

Anyways, mimi shida ni space, silence, darkness na freedom to go wherever whenever.

I can’t even start to fathom some other mammal invading my space and peace of mind

You need to move to a bigger unit. Toka bedsitter. It’s too crumped for two people to stare at each other for days on end.

Wacha umama ati ‘Lol’
Any man loling should live in the same bedsitter with M2RANDOM

:D:D Eucho! Ngai fafa mwathani!

:D:D:D:D

Hapo hujaambia @Jimit a.k.a Thanos the peasant poa :D:D:D
Niliskia bed-shitter yake ni ndogo yeye hudozz miguu zikiwa nje ya nyumba.

Hiyo ni bottom fagget. Ilishinda kikombe kwa ktalk magazine

My arimis came through on the weekend. When it finished, I had to sleep for two days just to take a rest. Sasa wiki moja pekee si nitaisha. Also, watu wawache kujidanganya ati vaseline is the shit. Yes, it is the shit as it will not bother your finances, but you’ll pay for it dearly in terms of bruises and PNC. Hii kitu ni smooth 100%. Alafu unainsist funny names kunyonga, Kuwank , kujimit, kuku… Money can always be recovered but PNC… fixed mdau
[/QUOTE]

Boss. I stay in a 2 bedroom. You don’t want me on your case.

Sasa wiki moja pekee si nitaisha :D:D:D

…Mwanangu, if you are a bachelor, you should be comfortable living in a bed seater. Paying house rent is money lost forever. Work towards owning your house, usitajirishe landlord. Rent isipitishe ten k unless its an office. My point is do not waste money on something that belongs to someone else.

Sawa. Naona nkidowngrade soon. Been thinking about it. Seriously though, 2 bedroom naishi ni kwa ushago. Nimesplit my mud simba into two. Washroom and conveniences iko pale karibu na fence, and it’s beat used at night. @Simiyu22 si sasa utalia ukiskia ivo

Usitupe doo, you will need that money in future. Suppose u pay 18k monthly for a two bedroom house, hama teke teke to a bed seater ya 7500 the difference rushanga kwa fixed account, three years later utajipata umeshika ka ploti. Jenga Keja yako kuwa landlord na utaskia fiti. You still have the advantage wewe ni bashera…the best time kuji panga ni sahi ukichelewa itakupita mbaya.

Wanachosha banae