Aftermath confusion galore

The Hustler Nation Intelligence Bureau ( HNIB) has some late night updates:

  1. CS Munya, frustrated by the High Court Ruling on BBI, has allegedly sworn to colleagues and acquitances that DP Ruto, “Cannot take the Presidential seat, as long as I am alive. Hawezi nikiwa hai”

  2. Munya made those remarks in the presence of Directorate of Criminal Investigations - DCI - George Kinoti. ( but we can interpret Munya to be saying, he will aggressively campaign against #HustlerNation, we hope he was NOT saying he will implement what a Senior PS told La Mada basement meeting he would do in 2019)

  3. Leader of Majority Amos Kimunya on his part reportedly told the group that is still drinking that, " Governor Francis Kimemia , is the most useless Governor. That is why we are losing Rurii Ward…"

  4. Consequently the group agreed that it would go to Rurii in Nyandarua tomorrow to campaign for the Jubilee Candidate. Never mind the Official Campaign period ended today. They say they will use Corona Publuc Health public barazas and BBI as the excuse but while doing that campaign. Independent Electoral and Boundaries Commission(IEBC) please take note. Consider this an official Digital campaign.

  5. The team has now broken into two, some are at Kanini Kega home and others at Maina Wandere’s - Wonder joy Party CEO home. Sabina Wanjiru Wa Chege and DCI Director Kinoti are among those spending at Wonderjoy home in Nyeri . Of course you know who literally feeds the DCI at their Kiambu Road offices, that person whom you know runs the restaraunt inside DCI.

My Governor Anne Waiguru, Hon. Mishra, Kinangop MP Kwenya among others are still at Kanini Kega home catching up.

  1. OTHER NOTES
  • Raila cannot be supported for President. He no longer seems to have energy to sustain a campaign. After BBI push, he will be left to struggle his way.

  • Gideon Moi is very weak hasaidiki, but he is the only one with resources to finance a Presidential campaign. That leaves him as a possibility.

  • Mudavadi is just a decoy, to deny Ruto entry into Western.

  • Kalonzo and Wetangula non-factors.

The RAW report is so declassified.

Naona hii mambo inakufurahisha sana…wacha tungojee kesho kortini then we can either celebrate or start lamenting once again

If Kenya was a movie I’d forward to the conclusion. The plot is weak.

How do these shenanigans add to the ugali on my plate?? Only a person with a direct stake in politics would care where and who they are meeting. Kama hukuli na wao na bado unafuatilia maisha yao you are the patsy.

It is common kupata watu wakiwa busy sana discussing politics and politicians. Unamuuliza kama amewahi kula tender anasema hapana. Hata hajuani na anyone with clout hata kama ni a simple mca tuu. Naonanga ni kama kuongea juu ya party/bash hauko invited. Waste of time especially kufuatilia maisha ya politicians.

Hapa nakubaliana na wewe brown.

Have they even picked a lawyer to write the appeal petition? Three SC lawyers already turned them down including ngatia. Nobody wants to taint their record by appealing this decision despite the huge payout fees it will command to do so. Then you just don’t write I appeal and send. They have to write a compelling argument against the 320 page judgement stating clearly why all the 17 grounds that threw out ruBBIsh should be revised and hope against all hope that Appeal court agrees with all of them. So this will take time if there is still even one wise counsel left in government with brains. However if they just rush to appeal without doing the work then expectations remains 0%. All 17 reasons the constitutional 5 judge high court ruling against IEBC must be overturned by Appeal court to revive this dead donkey. Lastly quorum hitch. Only a 7 Judge bench of the appeal court can sit to appeal a 5 bench constitutional court of the high court. Koome is due for CJ swearing, Ouko as Supreme court Justice. Both leave the appeal court below the threshold of 7 Judges. Karma as President Uhuru refused to swear in the 40 judges for 3 years now. The odds against ruBBIsh is just staggering.

Then this fools are still in utopia, the forget the High court is now is session on former CJ Maraga case of dissolution of Parliament. Let sleeping drunk dogs sleep.

Ag Kihara has already files a notice of appeal… aren’t there more than 10 appeal judges as we speak.
Anyway kesho tutaona counter move

Have they even picked a lawyer to write the appeal petition? Three SC lawyers already turned them down including ngatia. Nobody wants to taint their record by appealing this decision despite the huge payout fees it will command to do so. Then you just don’t write I appeal and send. They have to write a compelling argument against the 320 page judgement stating clearly why all the 17 grounds that threw out ruBBIsh should be revised and hope against all hope that Appeal court agrees with all of them. So this will take time if there is still even one wise counsel left in government with brains. However if they just rush to appeal without doing the work then expectations remains 0%. All 17 reasons the constitutional 5 judge high court ruling against IEBC must be overturned by Appeal court to revive this dead donkey. Lastly quorum hitch. Only a 7 Judge bench of the appeal court can sit to appeal a 5 bench constitutional court of the high court. Koome is due for CJ swearing, Ouko as Supreme court Justice. Both leave the appeal court below the threshold of 7 Judges. Karma as President Uhuru refused to swear in the 40 judges for 3 years now. The odds against ruBBIsh is just staggering.

Then this fools are still in utopia, the forget the High court is now is session on former CJ Maraga case of dissolution of Parliament. Let sleeping drunk dogs sleep.

Toa Koome and Ojwang from appeal court. You are left with 8. Those are already dealing will all those appeals currently. They are not idle. That is why the former CJ Maraga said the Judiciary needed the 40 judges desperately.

Have read that he is applying for the stay orders… bibiyai to continue as the case continues.
Ag should just resign…bure sana

Stay orders against a judgement of a 5 judge bench constitutional court over a petition that has been declared illegal and unconstitutional. Then they hope not only to get the stay order but proceed unabated. Kweli they are still in denial stage. Wajinga sana. Let them finish their last two moves wakwende. Government really misses the wise counsel of for former AG Githu Muigai.

So, the ILLEGAL BBI Secretariat as financed by Wispers Avenue, Gigiri, got a section of MCAs to address the Press at Serena Hotel today.

The Hustler Nation Intelligence Bureau (HNIB) traced the author of the statement - TOM MACHARIA

Now you know who is paying the PIPER to SING.

hapa hakuna cha stay orders because there were no orders given. it was declarations. In this case, they can only be kept aside after completion of hearing