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    Zambia Colonial IDs.

    These guys still got colonial Kipandes. The last person I saw with this ID design was my late grandpops. I bet their driving license look similar to thefugly red booklet thing.
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    Lichoti in wonderland.

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    Local Butchery Half Rotten Meat

    What channels can one use to get health officers at a local meat joint selling suspicious meat.. hawa watu wameniuzia nyama inanuka kuoza for the second time after we talked things through the first time. The guy thinks I went to talk bcuz I want a refund.. told him it's not about money but...
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    Itax Down

    Waporaji wako ndani ya system..
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    Naija Man Begging for Puthy Audio.

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    Pst. Nganga, Manyuru, Musila et al.

    These bandia pastors have been hit hard by the Corona shutdown on gatherings.. having a boring morning going through free to air channels.. Hawa watu wanalia mithili ya nyani juu ya mti for viewer's to send them money. Glad this shutdown will send these burukenge's down the edge.
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    Jaba Bado inafika Coast

    I thought with hii lockdown. non essential Kama jaba Zita tafunwa na ma baite pekee.. Niko down coast na Kuna pickup truck ilitoka meru 5am imefikisha mzigo hapa area ya kongowea.. trust a Kenyan to do it the panyaroute way.
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    Bently .. Before $ After

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    Ghetto Red Hot

    Yaani maboiz wanatembea na bunde Kama miwa mtaani.. enyewe the ghetto is red hot like supercat said.
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    High Density Matress for DIY

    Working on DIY project, need leads on where to buy high density mattress, for a seat any leads my mbirrionare bredgen.
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    Kupata P2 on christmas day..

    Jana nimerarua puthy, unfortunately rubber ika baki kama ring kwa mjul, ikabidi in rauke morning kutaftia mrembo hizo tembe since watoto wanafaa wakuje from planning.. Eeh.. Sema kutembea... Kila corner chemists ziko closed....madze naona nikiwa na mniaju September 2020.
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    Nairobi epayement system down?

    Has anyone been able to make parking payments today,.. Trying to log in it says invalid password, trying to reset.. But its stuck in a loop..
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    KPLC prepaid consumer debt list

    Fellow mbirrionares, if by any chance you bought bundles mwirru and loaded them in your prepaid meter, Kplc has your meter number on a debt list and you will have to clear the mwirru debt before you get units. Happened to me apparently the bastard who occupied my current place of stay pumped...
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    Safety Razor in Nai?

    Mbirrionares where can I buy saftery razor, the holder hapa Nairobi. Nimetafuta kila kichochoro. The only option naona no jumia global, that will take longer than usual to get to me.
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    Kukojolea chupa ya pombe Dunda

    Hii ni TBT, way back when I was a broke azz, unaingia dunda na pesa kama umepanga vile utakunywa chupa zako 4 za beer at 250/- each carnivore.. Kisha ukiwa umeweka drink hapo juu ya meza ukikatika Panyaste na crew yake wanavuka na drink umepiga sip moja.. So what me and my crew used to do is go...
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    Small Hairy Mongrels

    There is an upsurge in acquisition of these mutts in Nairobi.. Mostly in Eastland's. Kenyans middo class think its a status symbol keeping this breed..na MTU ako ploti ya rental bila compound.. There is a neiba amenunua hio dog juzi.. The bastard dog keeps barking all day.. All nite.. To all...
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    Vga Drivers for Unkown Motherboard.

    A friend requested I install windows xp on an old p3 tower assembled by sun systems..problem is getting VGA drivers for the said board.the GPU unit on the board I see is written 3d pro 6326 sis.. Any idea where to get them oldskool drivers for this piece of fossil.
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    KRA Itax Online Sys Sabotage

    How can the tax payers system be down for 2weeks.. A system the cost an arm and a leg to put up.. I bet the bastards have figured out a way to take the system down just like they did Simba system..we all know KRA is a den of vultures.. Alafu nipate fine for filling VAT late.. MTU amulike hawa...
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    Kim Porter Diddys X Rip

    Life indeed is short.. She went to bed with a flu and din't wakeup...
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    Mburroti Mbirrionares ahoy!

    KRA or some guys in a department are planning to nukisha kutunguu hii klismas. My bro just got a phone call from an agent asking him if he has go an email sent a couple of days back, purporting he was underpaying rent tax for the year 2017. The wizards at Kra are simply counter checking with...

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