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  1. captain obvious

    THE SIMBA STILL WINS

    Hii huwa tu reverse psychology ya IG malayas. What she's really doing is announcing to the men who'll slide into her DM in future that yeye hapana ghaseer ya kawaida coz she even gets hit on by celebs like Diamond. Hapo ndio utakuitisha 50k per chot without blinking.
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    Mzee apigwa na Bibi.

    Huyo ni omega male mushienzi...ikiwa unapata pesa za fobe na familia haina shakura ama rent then wewe ni bure tuuu.
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    Underage Young Girls Getting Pregnant

    Hawa watoto watatoa wapi rwabe ya P2 na hata credo ya 20 ni tafash? Priorities zao ni tofauti sana.
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    huyu msee si ana matusi

    US sahii ni either wakanyage mkojo (Trump) ama meffi (this senile fool).
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    niggerhood

    Thinning the herd
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    Personal Investments amid Corona woes

    How old is your daughter? Mbisha?
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    Miner who discovered the largest Tanzanite gems ever has now found a third - and it's worth millions

    This is beginning to look like some scripted shit. No one's that lucky.
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    Emotions Run High As Kenyans Come To The Rescue of a Poor Family From Othaya

    Kazi ni kupanua miguu tuuuu. Mtu hana nguvu za kulea watoto 8 but kumeza mjuols hashindwi. Wapambane na hali yao.
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    Anarchy is Loading. 95%||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||

    9k salo iko ngangari
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    Shopping for toys

    Jumia have an adult sekshen. Enda huko uletewe your 15-inch dildo to your preferred lokeshen
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    Highschoolers on Dating Apps

    Hiyo ni Tinder na app gani ingine? Thanks for the tip my friend, may the gods always smile upon you cc @Swansea
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    Brave News

    Kenyan bonobos won't do shiiit, ni kupiga tu kelele online. Sisi tulishakubali hali, tukachora saba, tukapaka lube na kuwachia mtoto ya mbwa afanye vile anataka.
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    Roselyn Akombe: Ezra Chiloba threatened me over Msando's death

    Here we go again with the hypocrisy. You put me in a category then accuse me of doing exactly the same thing to you. Mushienzi.
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    Roselyn Akombe: Ezra Chiloba threatened me over Msando's death

    So he's tribal for not agreeing with your position but you're completely objective? Mna ushienzi sana nyinyi.
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    18+ Watu wa 10MB

    Yes, just as you're on record saying you can identify a shemale that's undergoing a transformation.
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    18+ Watu wa 10MB

    Sawa, sita-argue na expert wa shemale transformations.
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    Roselyn Akombe: Ezra Chiloba threatened me over Msando's death

    The fact that you've already turned this into a political debate shows you're as thick as OP. What Akombe provides as evidence of Chiloba's threat is laughable. That's the plain truth. You can post all the jubilee posters you want, doesn't change the fact that Akombe is full of hot air. Mushienzi.
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    Surviving Wuhan virus

    Lancet ni scam. Wanatumia inky pinky ponky kupeana results za covid. Tulisema na tutazidi kusema, corona ishatembelea over 80% ya Kenyans, so hizi kelele hazisaidii. Even uhuru's incompetent government distanced itiselefu from Lancet.
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    18+ Watu wa 10MB

    Kitambo nilikuwa natema mate nikiona mfupa, but late last year kuna kengine kalinipeleka mbio mpaka nikapata fetish ya ngoko zimekonda kama kijiti, complete with a flat ass na almost flat chest.

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