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Voltaire - “I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: “O Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.”
You don't actually wash your hands. They wash each other while you stare at them like a creep.
Heshimu kitambi, mimba ni ya musimu
"The slap of a friend can be trusted to help you, but the kisses of an enemy are nothing but lies." ~ Proverbs 27:6
As long as the MIDDLE CLASS are able to afford to fuel their cars ,pay their medical insurance and pay for their monthly tv subscriptions ,REVOLUTION will NEVER happen in KENYA.
Nani huyo alisema ati wakikuyu ndio walidiscover uji wakijaribu kuongeza supu kwa ugali
Even if hunger kills a man, his people will still eat in his funeral.
"soocha, kwanini mnaiita car few na huko nyuma yako naona car mingi?"
Bank Teller Arrested For Attempting To Carry Money Home, Claiming He Was Going To Work From Home
Once your girlfriend enters campus, she becomes a girlfriend for the people, by the people and for the people
They canceling everything might as well cancel bills too until we get this all figured out
"utamu wa bangi ni kuvuta ukiwa umejificha." -Bangi isiwe Huru
Tunakula Ugali na Locust, tunateremsha na coronavirus garnished with BBI shenanigans
At my age I still don't Know whether Sugar cane is a fruit,vegetable,grass or a soft drink.
Nowadays you may think you mean the world to someone,only to realize you're just a small village without electricity and water
f**k ! When did I become so empty ? I used to be so wholesome. I’d read books, i’d write, i’d sing ! I was so full of life even when I had nothing to be happy about. Now I just drink and black out. The fucckkk !
I forgive a lot, but I never forget what's said and done.
No matter how many problems you r facing don't stop drinking alcohol!
Nmejiita kameeting nkapata ni kuisha kanaisha......
Every time you borrow money, you are robbing your future self -
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