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    Wanawake watatumalisa

    Nimefurahi kusikia huko poa. Naendelea kuenjoy Kenya Niko hapa kilifi kwa sasa. Then Nina plan ya kufika Nairobi kabisa. Nilipofila Kenya nikafufua na hii ID yangu. I truly miss this forum. Kutania ni sawa na neno maskhara it simply means I was joking. Unaishi mji gani kwa hapa Kenya Mrs Shosho?
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    Wanawake watatumalisa

    Wahooo!! Mrs Shosho habari ni nzuri tu best. Nimefurahi kukuona tena hapa its been a long time since we lost touch. Mzima wewe lakini? Suala la meal nilikuwa natania tu.. Usijali!
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    Ona huyo

    Hivi Kenya kuna warembo kweli? Been there before ila sikuona manzi mkali. Hell no!
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    Wanawake watatumalisa

    Nimehamia kwa Kenyatta hapa kwenu njaa tu ndio inanitesa hapa Kenya. Only in Kenya eti chapoo Ndio luxurious meal.
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    Wanawake watatumalisa

    Daaah! Sio siri sijaelewa kitu chochote. Hiki kiswahili ni konki.
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    Mchongoano kati ya kenya na Tanzania.

    Good to be back. Ngoja nifufufe thread yangu. Mchongoano!
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    Tufahamiane: KE-TZ Edition

    Kuna sababu gani ya kuniiita tumbili! I'm offended.
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    What are your thoughts on these "kenyan" indians?

    Honestly, Indians are super racist...even the father of their nation mahatma Gandhi is chief racist muhufuka. I have never loved Indians, maybe Arabs at least..!
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    Kukulana Raw

    Just because there is increase in road accident.. It doesn't mean we should stop traveling...(joking). Lord have mercy on us..why sex should be death sentence? You made it good!!
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    Tufahamiane: KE-TZ Edition

    Muda mfupi ujao nitaipost part 2 kule Hekaya. Stick around gal.
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    Kwangwaru.....New Anthem

    :D:D nenda kawaambie wanawake neno lao limechukuliwa rasmi na wavululana. Ahahaha! Its our world and our word too. :D
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    Tufahamiane: KE-TZ Edition

    Ahahaha!! Tembea na yesu upate uzima wa milele. wish you starry starry night!
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    Tufahamiane: KE-TZ Edition

    Ingawaje ni usiku mkubwa...let me grab my earphone and experience that big booty banging. With that booty shaking....its gonna be a long night Leo.
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    Tufahamiane: KE-TZ Edition

    Nop! Mkenya anaruhusiwa kuingia na kuishi Tanzania bila kusumbuliwa na yeyote, anachotakiwa kuwa nacho ni passport pekee. Karibu Bongo.
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    Kwangwaru.....New Anthem

    Ahahaha!! How do you like it?

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