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Wapi findeo buana?

Lakini mimi ikifika point ya kujiuwa juu ya frustration za gava siezi enda peke yangu, I must make a statement. Afadhali ata kujimwagilia fetro na kujichoma hapo Harambee House.

If girlchild has been consistently outperforming boychild in national exams, why do they still give girls preferential treatment for university intake?

That was discrimination banaaa. Not cool.

Watu wanaumia huku nje. Kuna video Tuko walipost about hii topic na comments sekshen imechangamka sanaaa. Hata @BBIsiMuhimu poured out his heart concerning the cause of his low self esteem.

Her total youtube views since 2017 are 1,049,751 by the time of typing this comment. This video has 991,769 views. This was a struggling YouTuber who finally cracked the code. Jake Paul should bill her for this newfound fame.

What will it take for Kenyans to take to the streets? This is the most useless generation of Kenyans I've ever seen. Kupiga kelele tu online (like I'm doing now :D:D:D) lakini hatuwezi jitokeza. Personally mi ni mwoga kiasi so siwezi lead, lakini mtu akijitolea akue huko mbele na a-act kama...

I predict some Arab birrionaire hip hop fan will buy the pair for around $1.2 million.

Wueh, hiyo ni tactical strike.

This is another prime example of the shithole nature of our country. These scammers have been at it for years, and have gotten so comfortable they use the same numbers. You'd think the "hawk-eyed sleuths" at the DCI would have arrested them by now, lakini wako busy wakishika bloggers.

Your mother thinks I'm strong enough to give her a good pounding. That's all that matters.

You think it just broke down? It's more profitable for "stakeholders" to keep buying oxygen at inflated prices than to create it in-house. Now imagine how many other crucial equipment or resources have "broken down."

Lakini kusema tu ukweli, ata mimi hapa Roysambu nikiona sura sijazoea the first instinct huwa huyu labda ni mwizi, na Roysa ni kama choo, ghaseer yoyote inakubaliwa kupita. So I understand how a negro in such a white neighborhood would stand out. Swali ni, do they treat even white strangers like...

History also shows that the white man comes to destroy any good thing that the black man builds as evidenced by the Tulsa race massacre. So that's a good strategy, muthungu akazane kujenga, nyeuthi aingie ku-contaminate, then all the racist whites move out, giving other minorities the chance to...

Hizo ndio tunataka ku-spark revolution. Hawa wezi wamekuja sanaaaa.