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    TBT: Survival pale high school

    Ungezubaa ukiwa mono, goodies zote ulikuwa umeletewa visiting day zingeisha hivyo tuuu bila kuonja :D:D:D
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    This is how humanity will become extinct...yalitabiriwa wadau

    Lakini bado hatuingii planteshen The "Universe 25" experiment is one of the most terrifying experiments in the history of science, which, through the behavior of a colony of mice, is an attempt by scientists to explain human societies. The idea of "Universe 25" Came from the American scientist...
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    Buffaloes apantambua tucker tucker

    Hizi ng'ombe za msitu huwa bad news. King of the jango my ass.
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    Tragic love story: Katombe shot dead by boyfriend

    Choices have consequences. You date a kiriminoo then get surprised when he pumps bullets into you? Hawa ndio wale madem wa ghetto huwa hawashikiki. Anazunguka akichokoza watu juu bae ako na gun.
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    When you eat 2 billion a day. Uhuru amefanya kazi buana.

    The "point" would still have been made without exaggerating the first pic.
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    Kwani is it against the constitution to overtake a probox?

    @Electronics4u haezi kubali mumama amu-overtake kwa barabara banae. Probox drivers huwa na akili ndogo kama watu wa nduthi :D:D:D
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    Interesting times ahead

    It's the other way around. The US won't be foolish enough to attack Afghanistan again, no matter what the Taliban do with their territory. The Taliban never lost power, they were just driven out of Kabul and the main cities, but it was always clear they were in control of the country. That's why...
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    When you eat 2 billion a day. Uhuru amefanya kazi buana.

    The "point" would still have been made without exaggerating the first pic.
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    Interesting times ahead

    Right, they couldn't control the Taliban when they occupied the country, but somehow Pakistan will do it for them :D:D:D:D. I know you're staunchly pro-American, but you must accept facts when you encounter them. In this case, the fact is America was chased out of Afghanistan by AK-47-wielding...
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    When you eat 2 billion a day. Uhuru amefanya kazi buana.

    The "point" would still have been made without exaggerating the first pic.
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    Interesting times ahead

    There have been propaganda wars against El Salvador, Libya, Iraq, Cuba, Vietnam, Laos, Cambodia, Guatemala, Angola, Nicaragua, Bolivia, Venezuela, Panama, Haiti, Sudan, Yugoslavia/Serbia, and Iran, just to name a few. Why not the Taliban? Watu wakubali walishindwa na A4-47-wielding sheep...
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    Interesting times ahead

    American propaganda, si wakubali tu walishindwa na a bunch of AK-47-wielding sheep shaggers?
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    When you eat 2 billion a day. Uhuru amefanya kazi buana.

    The "point" would still have been made without exaggerating the first pic.
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    Yaani mtu anaingiza 145k per month simply coz ako na coomer?

    Wueh, wanaume mko na pesa huku nje. Mimi na 9k salo nikisoma story kama hizi naskia chest ina-tighten juu ya kupigwa na butwaa. Hii ni ile mbogi ya "I'll treat her like a queen, make sure she never lacks." Utashangaa sana mushienzi. I always inquire of women who expect you to put them on a...
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    Linturi charged with attempted rape, trouble follows him wherever he goes

    The jaruo maraya was still hawking poosy while on "vacation" with her husband...and you wonder whether Luo Nyanza will ever conquer HIV :D:D:D. Watu hawaheshimu ndowaa banae. Mwanaume mwenye sio bwanako anaezaje kuingiza vidole kwa coomer na unasema hukujua? You presumably sleep with your...

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