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    Emotions Run High As Kenyans Come To The Rescue of a Poor Family From Othaya

    Kazi ni kupanua miguu tuuuu. Mtu hana nguvu za kulea watoto 8 but kumeza mjuols hashindwi. Wapambane na hali yao.
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    Shopping for toys

    Jumia have an adult sekshen. Enda huko uletewe your 15-inch dildo to your preferred lokeshen
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    Highschoolers on Dating Apps

    Hiyo ni Tinder na app gani ingine? Thanks for the tip my friend, may the gods always smile upon you cc @Swansea
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    Brave News

    Kenyan bonobos won't do shiiit, ni kupiga tu kelele online. Sisi tulishakubali hali, tukachora saba, tukapaka lube na kuwachia mtoto ya mbwa afanye vile anataka.
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    Roselyn Akombe: Ezra Chiloba threatened me over Msando's death

    Here we go again with the hypocrisy. You put me in a category then accuse me of doing exactly the same thing to you. Mushienzi.
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    Roselyn Akombe: Ezra Chiloba threatened me over Msando's death

    So he's tribal for not agreeing with your position but you're completely objective? Mna ushienzi sana nyinyi.
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    18+ Watu wa 10MB

    Yes, just as you're on record saying you can identify a shemale that's undergoing a transformation.
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    18+ Watu wa 10MB

    Sawa, sita-argue na expert wa shemale transformations.
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    Roselyn Akombe: Ezra Chiloba threatened me over Msando's death

    The fact that you've already turned this into a political debate shows you're as thick as OP. What Akombe provides as evidence of Chiloba's threat is laughable. That's the plain truth. You can post all the jubilee posters you want, doesn't change the fact that Akombe is full of hot air. Mushienzi.
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    Surviving Wuhan virus

    Lancet ni scam. Wanatumia inky pinky ponky kupeana results za covid. Tulisema na tutazidi kusema, corona ishatembelea over 80% ya Kenyans, so hizi kelele hazisaidii. Even uhuru's incompetent government distanced itiselefu from Lancet.
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    18+ Watu wa 10MB

    Kitambo nilikuwa natema mate nikiona mfupa, but late last year kuna kengine kalinipeleka mbio mpaka nikapata fetish ya ngoko zimekonda kama kijiti, complete with a flat ass na almost flat chest.
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    Roselyn Akombe: Ezra Chiloba threatened me over Msando's death

    Mbona niseme na ushanisemea? You must be psychic. Again, using your psychic powers, you've deduced that Akombe is telling the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth..."ah, huyo ni Akombe, hawezi danganya. Akisema ni Chiloba basi lazima iwe Chiloba. This is an open and shut case". For...
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    2020 British GP

    That could take another five years. Hamilton is so mentally and physically focused that he could be a top performer even at 40. Mercedes are also a very well-oiled machine. Redbull's dreams of making Max the youngest world champion are getting dashed. But from 2021 hapo the field will be more...
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    2020 British GP

    Those Pirelli tyres were shit. Anyway, they added some late drama to what would have been another comfortable, dull Mercedes win. As Hamilton was finishing his last lap you could just see Max's Redbull tearing through the corner. Hamilton was very lucky.

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